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Female Reporter: 

Is being alone good or bad?

Wise Man:  

There is also double loneliness, like when a person is thirsty in the sea. And the river is friendship; the number of trout in it is the measure of a friend’s generosity. And if the river dries up, then it is a drought.

Female Reporter:

And what would you say about the Masons?

Wise Man:

The Masons were the stonemasons of medieval Europe, highly qualified craftsmen who built temples and even churches. The description of Solomon’s Temple inspired them. At that time, they were not aware of the Egyptian Pyramids as we are today; otherwise, they would have been inspired by them instead.

After some time, their "verbal" stonemasonry took shape, because the strongest philosophers are craftsmen. They had their own community, as if an unofficial "fifth" church had been created.

Female Reporter:

And why is it that no one in the world has stopped evil?

Wise Man:

Evil in the world is decentralized, like Bitcoin. In this case, Satoshi Nakamoto is Emperor Constantine the Great, the son of Chlorus (he who fled from his gods). For example, if a policeman catches someone committing theft, no one will save that thief, unless the thief happens to be the policeman’s superior.

Female Reporter:

Where does evil originate from?

Wise Man: 

Evil arises from trade, particularly when people participate in the trade of humans (as opposed to goods like fruits). Merchants (not on the market) lack a sense of shame. They believe that even a princess can be sold and that their own big toe holds more value.

Female Reporter:

And why is it written in the Book of Revelation that the Earth has four corners?

Wise Man:

In the Book of Revelation, it is also written that the New Jerusalem is described as a square; moreover, it is also depicted as a cube, and the height of that city reaches 2,200 kilometers (12,000 stadia). The orbit of the International Space Station is about 400 kilometers above sea level. That means that if we divide the New Jerusalem symbolically into 12 floors, then the astronaut on the International Space Station would still need to rise a little higher to greet a resident of the city’s third floor.

Besides that, where have you ever seen a mountainous Earth with corners? For example, can you show the four corners of the island of Sri Lanka? In this context, "corner" means the most distant part. Additionally, when a child misbehaves, they are often made to stand in a corner.

Female Reporter: 

What is the human soul like?

Wise Man: 

The human soul is like a rock band. The vocals are the mind and the breath, the drummer is the heart, the lead guitar represents the nerves, and the bass guitar stands for the lungs.

Furthermore, a rock band’s Team is much more than just the musicians standing on stage. If the band is professional and on tour, an entire Army is working backstage to ensure the show runs smoothly; those are the human bones, the muscles, the blood, the liver, the kidneys, and all the other organs.

Female Reporter: 

Why does the Church claim that God became man, or came in human form?

Wise Man: 

In this matter, the Church is like astrophysicists whose shepherd is Copernicus. Astrophysicists expanded upon Copernicus's Solar System theory, presenting us with supergiant galaxies, a Big Bang in a space that did not yet exist, and a speed of light, as if light possessed a body, like a horse (sound has its own speed, gossip has its own speed, a turtle has its own speed).

For example, if a human were to turn into a deer and become mute, you could no longer call that deer a human. However, if a deer were to speak like a human, then it could be called human. Since man is created in the image of God, and Christ, in turn, is filled with the knowledge of God, or rather, as if God has placed His heavy hand upon Christ’s shoulder, then, in this manner, Christ is God.

The wild boar approaches the lion and says, "Let's organize a world wrestling competition where you and I will face off." 

The lion replies, "But I am stronger than you; I will easily defeat you." 

The wild boar responds, "That's alright. I'll still be happy with a silver medal."

Female Reporter:

Why is it that almost all painters depict Christ with the same facial features, with only slight differences, and even in films, actors with similar looks are chosen for the role?

Wise Man:

People are a bit hypocritical. They think that if a face looks like Christ’s face, then that person must be kind and a savior. Besides, painters portray the mask of Christ, an average version, because after the resurrection, Christ is to become four times more beautiful. At the same time, the painters depict only a double beauty, the middle version. And besides, a human face has the lifespan of a butterfly, and like a honeymoon.

Female Reporter:

Should a wicked person be forgiven?

Wise Man:

Often, forgiving a wicked person has the opposite effect, because a sinful person is not wise and thinks you approve of his actions; that is why you forgive him. Therefore, before forgiving a wicked person, you should slap him, then forgive him so that your forgiveness reaches its destination, and then he will stand before a choice.

Female Reporter:

Why is the term Cross absent from the Old Testament?

Wise Man:

The term Cross does appear in the Book of Revelation, which is the last Book of the Old Testament, the last Book of the Septuagint, the Book of Revelation is similar in its writing style to Hebrew Greek, like the Septuagint, in addition, in the Book of Revelation there is the word Key of David, key, which is mainly Cross Shaped, which is also in the Septuagint, the Old Testament. However, this key is likely iron, not wood, although there are types of trees whose wood has the strength of iron.

Female Reporter:

And how can people be sure that the Holy Book has not been falsified?

Wise Man:

That is the same as saying that human has been falsified. The Septuagint and the Book of Revelation are not falsified; they are simply a University and an entire Library. The Oral Tanakh (story) of today’s Jews has been falsified, just as a lioness is not a male lion.

Female Reporter:

And what was Buddha's mistake?

Wise Man:

Buddha's mistake was that he should have sought Nirvana in a woman, and not in other places. Nirvana must be controlled, like a horse, or like building a castle. Besides, Buddha was not lucky enough to see the Holy Scriptures; perhaps he would have changed his mind after seeing them.