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Ivan December 22 '25

The cardinal approaches the king’s throne and says to him:

Wouldn’t you like to repent, so that when you are killed, you end up in paradise?

The king replies:

I repented a long time ago; otherwise, I wouldn’t be king. I am already in paradise. It’s a pity you haven’t seen the queen’s rear.

Hearing this, the queen starts laughing.

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Ivan December 22 '25

Female Reporter:

And how should a man behave?

Wise Man:

In the city, a man should be beautiful, have a dog, and have a comb in his pocket. But on the battlefield, he must be brave and always needs bullets.

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Ivan December 23 '25

Female Reporter:

Is superstition a sin?

Wise Man:

Superstition is a spiritual disability. It is like a person who has mobility problems. People become superstitious in two cases: either from birth, or like a soldier who gets wounded in war.

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Job December 23 '25

Female Reporter:

And what about the fact that 99.9 percent of the atom is empty?

Wise Man:

This is another focus-trick of the simulant scientists, which gains weight like a chorus, there is also a humorous saying about it: Is a kilo of iron heavier or a kilo of cotton?, besides, the atom is not empty, this apparent emptiness is filled with electricity which, by the way, is stronger than the nucleus of the atom, although it is lighter.

Female Reporter:

And who is a non-simulant scientist?

Wise Man:

A non-simulant scientist is, for example, a company that produces mobile phones.

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Ivan December 24 '25

Female Reporter:

Why are there four major religions: Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam?

Wise Man:

These four religions can be called ministries. The first is the Ministry of Conscience, the second is the Ministry of Job, the third is the Ministry of Love, and the fourth is the Ministry of Faith.

And there is a fifth one: the King himself, who is the prophet of wisdom.

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Ivan December 25 '25

Female Reporter:

Is there a difference between fascism and hostility?

Wise Man:

The difference is great. Fascism has nothing personal in it, like when a human says to a lamb, "You are a lamb, therefore I must eat you."

Hostility, for example between two nations, is caused by a clash of habits, just as a lion may not tolerate a bear, and vice versa.

However, if a lion and a bear grow up together, they can become good friends.

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Ivan December 28 '25

Female Reporter:

And what about betrayal?

Wise Man:

Betrayal has roots; one root is a friend, and the other root is the first prophet, specifically the Prophet Moses. But if you betray your wife, then you are trying to heal; otherwise, you got married on purpose.

Female Reporter:

And what about betrayal of the homeland?

Wise Man:

Is it unclear? That someone who does not steal a horse will also not steal eggs.

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Ivan December 30 '25

Female Reporter:

Is life a dream?

Wise man:

Life is a real dream, because the universe once did not exist, just as a film does not exist and then gets created.

A human dream, for example, does not exist during the day and appears at night, because the liver, the heart, and the brain hold a assembly, from which the dream is born, where they even "measure fear."

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Ivan January 2

Female Reporter:

Why am I me, and not him as me?

Wise Man:

That is a very interesting question. A person’s "self" has a radiating nature (like a star, sometimes even like a planet), just as every flower has its own scent, while flowers of the same kind have similar scents.

In humans, that "scent" is the voice. In addition, a person’s "self" is also determined by their movements, just as a rose has thorns that characterize its quarrelsome nature. And for example, there are climbing, multi-headed roses, those are political parties.

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Ivan January 4

Female Reporter:

Does reincarnation exist, a reincarnation of the soul?

Wise Man:

Pure reincarnation does not exist; a new soul is born with every person, and the godfather of that soul is the newborn's own heart. However, the environment, including both the living and the dead, leaves a certain influence on that child's soul, just as water can become muddy and then clear. Yet, if the stones at the bottom are large, the water generally remains clean.

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Ivan January 4

Female Reporter:

Does the Matrix really exist?

Wise Man:

The Matrix you are talking about should be divided into two: the cinematic one and the scientific one.

The cinematic one has a fantastic plot and style, and within it there is a very interesting character, The Architect, whom I compare to laundry bluing (that blue substance added to wash water to make whites appear brighter).

And the scientific Matrix posits that there exists an invisible, highly advanced army numbering in the tens of thousands, which simply governs humanity for free (unbelievable, like a pilot flying a plane for free) and with no apparent purpose.

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Ivan January 6

Female Reporter:

Why are there so many churches?

Wise Man:

In fact, there are not that many churches. There are four major branches, four "languages": Catholic, Protestant or Evangelical, Orthodox, and Apostolic.

Even by their number, these do not reach the seven churches of Revelation, by comparison, it is like a hornless female deer and a horned male deer.

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Ivan January 7

A young man goes to a seasoned crypto trader he knows and tells him that he wants to get into trading.

The trader warns him that it is easier to do Bull Riding and have the crowd applaud you in the arena than it is to do trading, and he also warns him about the "broken bones."

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Ivan January 8

One day the octopus asks the shark:

"Why don’t you have legs?"

And the shark answers:

"And why don’t you have a tail?"

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Ivan January 9

Female Reporter:

Which is better: to live in the present, to live in the past, or to live in the future?

Wise Man:

These three are like the dishes placed on an evening banquet table. A person eats what they want or what they consider useful. There is also dessert, which is a symbol of eternity.

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Ivan January 9

Female Reporter:

Does loving mean ruling?

Wise Man:

No, loving does not mean ruling. Ruling has its benevolent form. For example, when a person is lying ill in a hospital, all the doctors, the nurses, even the chief physician, are occupied with treating and caring for that patient. In that sense, the patient is the king of the hospital.

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Ivan January 10

Female Reporter:

If God exists, then why is there so much misfortune and so many victims?

Wise Man:

People often rely on nature, which has no mechanisms of salvation. People demand the money they lent on time, they slaughter a sheep in order to be full, they do not respect a righteous person, and after all this they want nothing bad to happen to them. Has it ever happened that a judge forgives a criminal, releases him from the courtroom, and in addition gives the criminal a whole piece of cheese? Yet God forgives people many times, while people glorify, for example, a piece of wood.

Let me say something more positive: when a person gets dirty and then goes to bathe and becomes clean, this itself is a shining proof that God exists.

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Ivan January 12

Female Reporter:

Is the universe infinite in terms of time, since space itself is expanding, and galaxies farther away from us are moving at speeds even greater than the speed of light, as astrophysicists say?

Wise Man:

They say here, the devil doesn't come with a horn and a tail. What astrophysicists say is not science, but a worldview. They interpret the universe very superficially, using illogical comparisons, because science may run ahead of logic, but it cannot lag behind logic.

Let us begin with the fact that the so-called galaxies are not very large systems, but rather "octopus-like" stars. Then astrophysicists consider the vacuum space of the universe to be an inseparable part of inertial force. They compare the so-called Solar System to a large moving train in which Newton’s first law operates, whereas Newton’s first law is about football.

For example, astrophysicists say that the Sun attracts the Earth, but the Moon, in turn, with its gravity causes tides on the Earth. This is like three people dancing the tango together.

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Ivan January 14

A jealous man has a dog.

A neighbor approaches the jealous neighbor and the dog, and gently pets the dog’s head.

The jealous neighbor, getting offended, says:

"That’s not how you love. Hug my dog, let him lick you, and you lick him too."

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Ivan January 15

Female Reporter:

Why didn’t the Jews accept Jesus of Nazareth?

Wise Man:

That is not quite so, because John the Baptist was a Jew, the disciples of Jesus of Nazareth were Jews, and half of those who believed in Him were Jews. Only the Pharisees did not accept Jesus of Nazareth. For example, the book The Count of Monte Cristo is very similar to the New Testament, and partly similar to the Book of Revelation. In The Count of Monte Cristo there is also the number 666, that is Fernand, Danglars, and Caderousse.

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