Female Reporter:
What hidden reason causes many women to lose respect for their husbands after marriage?
Wise Man:
There’s a simple explanation. When a girl is engaged, she always sees her groom as clean, well-dressed, bringing flowers, and inviting her to cafes. After marriage, she sees her husband putting on his socks in the morning, washing his face, and brushing his teeth. And in her eyes, her husband gradually turns into a house cat.
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Business Ivan
November 30 '25
Female Reporter:
Why are there so many stars and so many galaxies in the universe?
Wise Man:
It's the same as why there are so many trees and so many fir trees in the forest. Galaxies are also stars, but flat (this is also a mind level), sprawling stars, like a person sprawling on a sofa, or like a starfish (stars) and an octopus (galaxies) in the ocean (universe).
Female Reporter:
And why do astrophysicists say otherwise about galaxies, that they are very far away and very large?
Wise Man:
Astrophysicists unwittingly carry out the orders of the states, trying to say on behalf of the states that we know everything and are in control of the situation.
Why are there so many stars and so many galaxies in the universe?
Wise Man:
It's the same as why there are so many trees and so many fir trees in the forest. Galaxies are also stars, but flat (this is also a mind level), sprawling stars, like a person sprawling on a sofa, or like a starfish (stars) and an octopus (galaxies) in the ocean (universe).
Female Reporter:
And why do astrophysicists say otherwise about galaxies, that they are very far away and very large?
Wise Man:
Astrophysicists unwittingly carry out the orders of the states, trying to say on behalf of the states that we know everything and are in control of the situation.
Business Ivan
December 2 '25
A man goes to a blacksmith and asks him:
Why do you make a sword for anyone who comes to you to order one?
The blacksmith replies:
What, are you comparing me to a prostitute?
If I don’t make swords, then people will go to war with axes, and the war will become even more brutal.
Why do you make a sword for anyone who comes to you to order one?
The blacksmith replies:
What, are you comparing me to a prostitute?
If I don’t make swords, then people will go to war with axes, and the war will become even more brutal.
Business Ivan
December 3 '25
Female Reporter:
What do you think the Earth's depths and core are like?
Wise Man:
I think it's a mystery. I don't believe the Earth's core is filled with hot lava. Rather, the Earth seems to be assembled like a puzzle with a certain thickness. I wouldn't be surprised if the center of the Earth contained oxygen, a landmass the size of Australia, a sea the size of the Red Sea, a river, clouds, a few small suns, and a few nations residing there as well.
What do you think the Earth's depths and core are like?
Wise Man:
I think it's a mystery. I don't believe the Earth's core is filled with hot lava. Rather, the Earth seems to be assembled like a puzzle with a certain thickness. I wouldn't be surprised if the center of the Earth contained oxygen, a landmass the size of Australia, a sea the size of the Red Sea, a river, clouds, a few small suns, and a few nations residing there as well.
Business Ivan
December 4 '25
A wife scolds her husband, saying:
Why did you eat all the candies in the bowl?
The husband asks:
How many colors of candy were in the bowl?
The wife replies:
Five: white, red, blue, green, and yellow.
The husband says:
I only ate the red candies.
And the wife answers:
You ate the one color, the red one, that I love the most.
Why did you eat all the candies in the bowl?
The husband asks:
How many colors of candy were in the bowl?
The wife replies:
Five: white, red, blue, green, and yellow.
The husband says:
I only ate the red candies.
And the wife answers:
You ate the one color, the red one, that I love the most.
Business Ivan
December 5 '25
Two shepherd dogs, one named Sugar and the other named Honey, approach the shepherd, whose nickname is Chechil Cheese (with skim milk), and speak to him:
The problem is solved: we killed half of the wolves, and the other half ran away. The sheep are grazing peacefully.
At that moment, a fox is also present, whose name is Blonde, and the fox says to the shepherd dogs:
Are you going to negotiate with the wolves to achieve peace?
Sugar, the shepherd dog, replies to the fox:
You're stupid, didn’t you hear us say that the problem is solved? Discuss your peace question with the doves.
And in this way, the fox gets a nickname: Stupid Blonde.
The problem is solved: we killed half of the wolves, and the other half ran away. The sheep are grazing peacefully.
At that moment, a fox is also present, whose name is Blonde, and the fox says to the shepherd dogs:
Are you going to negotiate with the wolves to achieve peace?
Sugar, the shepherd dog, replies to the fox:
You're stupid, didn’t you hear us say that the problem is solved? Discuss your peace question with the doves.
And in this way, the fox gets a nickname: Stupid Blonde.
Business Ivan
December 5 '25
Female Reporter:
Why do men and women often fail in love?
Wise Man:
It's because men love are a kilos, while women don't like to add and multiply to get tons of love.
Why do men and women often fail in love?
Wise Man:
It's because men love are a kilos, while women don't like to add and multiply to get tons of love.
Business Ivan
December 7 '25
Female Reporter:
What is the difference between love and the bed?
Wise Man:
Imagining speaking, love is lunch, and the bed is dinner. Logically, breakfast is falling in love (the pillow). Still, there are cases when a person keeps an extraordinary fast (not a light or super-fast one) and drinks only water, temporarily transforming into a starfish.
Business Ivan
December 8 '25
Female Reporter:
What is a dream?
Wise Man:
A dream is a sign from God about what Paradise and Hell might be like, where either an angel visits or the devil, but in any case, the angel behaves modestly.
Business Ivan
December 9 '25
An inexperienced fisherman goes to the river to catch trout and notices that the trout are swimming against the current.
He says to himself, I'll go upstream to the river’s source; all the trout must be gathered there. I could even catch them with a ladle.
He then goes to the river’s source and sees that there isn't a single trout there.
Business Ivan
December 10 '25
Female Reporter:
Who would you compare today to Barabbas of the New Testament, who was presented as a criminal for crucifixion?
Wise Man:
Today’s Barabbases are the governments and presidents of the world, and the devil is Pontius Pilate.
Business Ivan
December 11 '25
Female Reporter:
In your opinion, did the apple seed come first, then the apple tree, and then the apple itself? Or was it the opposite, or a mix of both?
Wise Man:
If I answer jokingly, then the apple tree sapling came first. And if we choose the mixed version, then Charles Darwin came first.
Business Ivan
December 13 '25
Female Reporter:
What would you say about the idea that human cells are like self-willed, autonomous machines, as if there were a state within a state? For example, hepatocytes (liver cells), numbering about 240 billion, perform more than 500 biological functions; or mitochondria, the body’s “power plants,” which produce ATP (energy).
Wise Man:
Yes, that is so, because God created man as a living computer. It is not without reason that the French king, Louis XIV (the Sun King), said, “I am the state.”
Narrator:
The same applies to sheep as well. For example, in the “vocal department,” which contributes to the production of their “Baaa” sound. Specific neurons in the sheep’s brain (the vocal centers) automatically activate in certain situations: when the sheep is separated from the flock, when the mother is searching for her lamb, when it is frightened or under stress, or when it is hungry.
Business Ivan
December 14 '25
A devout woman sees a priest she knows sitting on a park bench, kissing his mistress.
She approaches him and says, "But Father, you are a holy man; why do you have a mistress?"
The priest replies, "If I were truly holy, I would have three hundred mistresses, just like the wise King Solomon."
Business Ivan
December 15 '25
A friend goes to his friend’s house and says:
Last night, Morpheus came to me in my dream and told me to say hello to you.
The friend replies:
And in my dream, Trinity came and tried to torment and make me suffer.
Business Ivan
December 16 '25
Female Reporter:
In your opinion, is health stronger than illness?
Wise Man:
Health is stronger when protected with wisdom, love, and moderation in wine. For example, after an earthquake (after getting married), a damaged building can be reinforced (like what angels do) from the foundation (lifting the building) and rebuilt so that it becomes even stronger than before. In other words, this process is called resurrection.
Business Ivan
December 16 '25
Female Reporter:
What about the Armenian proverb, "Where there's bread, there live"?
Wise Man:
There is some truth in those words because, in the case of a state, bread is a result that has components: wood, meaning the house must also be dry and warm, and the yard dog must be clean. Bread is a consequence of justice; if justice and high-quality creative work prevail in a country, then there will be bread, wood, and if there's a war, then there must be a plan and a desire for victory. On the battlefield, a piece of bread can be considered wealth; that is, the value of bread is not in quantity.
Business Ivan
December 17 '25
Female Reporter:
Why do women prefer rich men?
Wise Man:
Women prefer rich men because they try to take the initiative (to get rich), which women perceive as a sign of courage.
Business Ivan
December 19 '25
One day, a rat approaches a lion and says to him:
Come down underground and see my kingdom, and you will see and feel that you do not have as much intelligence as we do.
The lion replies:
If I go down underground, then who will rule on the earth? And I have enough sense not to argue with a giant mouse like you, a relative of the cockroach, cockroach, who is a symbol of poverty.
Business Ivan
December 20 '25
Female Reporter:
What is more important: the national identity, or spirituality and faith in God?
Wise Man:
The national and the spiritual are not opposed to each other, but they are different. They are like apartments on the first floor and apartments on the third floor of a building. The spiritual is higher. The national is connected to adaptability and security, while the spiritual is connected to salvation.
But there is one important nuance: if the building were constructed in such a way that the first-floor apartments started from a higher level, so they would not be damp, thieves could not easily climb in, and rats would not swarm (in the basement), then the national would be equal to the spirituale.
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