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Female Reporter: If God exists, then why are there diseases, misfortunes, wars, and deaths in the world? 

Wise Man: Many times, often, man must go to the water spring, and not the water spring come to man, therefore, all that bad happens to people is for the reason that they have moved away from God, and false prophets try at least to examine life, just as a serpent would try to enter an anthill, which people support. God can rebuild the destroyed universe again, stronger and free from the curse. 

Female Reporter: Is our galaxy not the Milky Way, where the Earth is located? 

Wise Man: The imaginatively constructed universe of the astrophysicists consists of chains of logical errors, just as people play dominoes. The real universe, by an imaginative description, is like this: the Earth is like a peacefully moving submarine in the depths of the ocean (the universe), the Milky Way is like a large whale, and the so-called other galaxies are like octopuses and jellyfish. The Sun in that ocean is like an exceptional starfish and is not like the other starfish, the stars. The universe, with the diversity of its bodies and powers, is almost like the diversity of animal life in the ocean. 

Female Reporter: Does salvation not contradict national values? 

Wise Man: National values are like a person’s relatives and neighbors whom one does not choose, and salvation is like choosing a beloved girl whose wedding can be celebrated even in Heaven. 

Female Reporter: Why is Christ called a "worm" in the Psalm? 

Wise Man: The word "worm" written in the Psalm means small, young, or despised, and that word is an intermediate expression, just as there is a mole on a person’s body. Besides that, not all the prophecies of the Holy Scripture are connected personally with Christ, and can also refer to both Christ and other people. Besides that, the worm also means an unbeliever. 

Female Reporter: Is the church the body of Christ? 

Wise Man: The church is the modern version of the Temple, and the New Testament took the word "church" (also the word "apostles") from the Book of Revelation, which was spread in a blurred form in the old Italian community, because not every person had a book in his hand, and they connected the church with Christ, it is also written that way in the Book of Revelation. The church is partly the bones and flesh of Christ, just as King David calls the tribe of Judah his bones and his flesh. Why partly, because one must notice the four faces of the cherub in the Book of Ezekiel, which also symbolize freedom. 

Female Reporter: Is yoga from the devil? 

Wise Man: The seraph is a spontaneous, inextinguishable fire, while the devil is a dying fire and takes his fire from other people, from wood, just as the devil killed Job’s family, destroyed his wealth and health, that is, the devil is a consistent and stubborn evil man with his surroundings. If someone teaches you yoga and nothing more, that is, does not interfere in God’s affairs, then he is not the devil and perhaps saves you from worse sins, for example, drunkenness. 

Female Reporter: Does the blood of Christ not save a person from his sins? 

Wise Man: The wooden crucifixion connected with the First Christ is a grievous incident, a worse type of which has happened to ordinary people, together with mental torments, that is, the crucifixion with wood is not the climax of God’s plan. For example, if a person repents of his sins, cleanses the arrogance of his heart, and no longer commits sin, then he himself atones for his sins. The main atoning mission of Christ is connected with truth, the interpretation of the Holy Book, and science, the absence of which among people is also a sin. 

Female Reporter: Is the name of God Yahweh (YHWH)? 

Wise Man: The digital computer, besides chips (nature), also works with a special programming language, which is somewhat connected with human spoken language and logic. The name Yahweh, or the Word of God, is that special programming language, which includes in itself also God's favor (benevolence) sent to people, the written version of which is the Holy Book, for example, the Septuagint. That is, the name Yahweh is a medium-term mission, just as God sent the prophet Moses to Egypt, or fought with King Nebuchadnezzar against Jerusalem, from where the future saved people were taken captive to Babylon. Why medium-term? Because in the Book of Jeremiah it is written that God must put His throne in Jerusalem instead of the Ark of the Covenant, which will no longer be remembered, because there will be a mighty resurrection and the words of the Holy Book will be written in the hearts of people. One must also take into account that the name Yahweh is for Hebrew speakers, and in other languages it needs to be translated, for example, into English as Lord, so that it sounds understandable and beautiful. 

Female Reporter: And what will you say about the fact that the greater part of the atom is emptiness and the nucleus of the atom is small? 

Wise Man: That speaks in favor of creation, because God created the universe from nothing (by the way, it is easier to create from nothing, just as building a new house on an empty plot of land is easier than rebuilding and raising an old house). The emptiness of the greater part of the atom is filled with an electromagnetic field (described in quantum electrodynamics, QED), and that electromagnetic field is stronger than the nucleus of the atom, although it is flexible, just as a person in a bedroom, where the air, particularly the oxygen, is stronger (is not compressed) than the person, although the oxygen is incomparably more flexible than the person. 

Female Reporter: And who were the Sadducees? 

Wise Man: The Sadducees were supposedly the priests of the standing Temple and, in contrast to the Pharisees, who had a freer status as scribes and teachers of the Law, they rejected the idea of the resurrection of the dead. Here the figure of the First Christ is very blurred, because there have been two or three layers of interference regarding the true First Christ, who was despised to the greatest extent and is not like the Christ who is described in the New Testament, and who supposedly, standing in front of the standing Temple, said, "Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up," which is a semi-flat speech (not a real historical episode, because the stone Temple was never standing in its glory and gold, but was an incomplete structure (with its impressive and complete foundations), prepared incompletely by God as a sign from the beginning of the times of the creation of the world and throughout them), because the speaker (the false Christ), to some extent, appropriated the words of the Holy Book. It can be said that he (the false Christ) was semi-literate and a new Pharisee. 

Female Reporter: Is the Earth entirely a solid sphere and does it have a fiery core?  

Wise Man: Figuratively speaking, the Earth is an egg-shaped, round, and four-sided bridge, that is, it consists of about forty percent emptiness, that is, vacuum, so that the tectonic plates may be drawn toward the center of the Earth, because vacuum has a pulling and stabilizing property. The Earth also has a lava liver, which maintains the proper temperature of the Earth, just as a person has the proper temperature of his body. That vacuum space of the Earth is also subject to the will of God, that is, the Earth is not a mechanical and evolutionary body. 

Female Reporter: Did God also create gold, platinum, and precious stones, for example, emeralds? 

Wise Man: The universe was created from nothing and in two phases, first the raw material was created and then the architecture was performed. The Creation was accomplished by God’s command, which is many times faster than the speed of light, that is, God’s command in itself is a very powerful force, and God also put His physical force into action, but that physical force is not like the physical force known to us, which is performed by human muscles and cells. The presence of gold, platinum, and precious stones is conditioned by God’s mood and the force of His strike.  

Female Reporter: Does the human soul go to Heaven after death? 

Wise Man: The human soul is the same human body, like a person who climbs a mountain as a pleasant journey. When a person goes on the path of salvation and puts his hope in God, his body receives a new quality and a new freedom, just as the prophet Moses struck the rock with a staff and water flowed from the rock. The future of the human soul and the resurrection of the dead are connected with prophecies. Even when ants build an anthill, that too is connected with prophecies. God also has a reserve of secrets that follow the prophecies, which are written in an encoded way in the Holy Book. 

Female Reporter: And who are the twenty-four Elders in the Book of Revelation? 

Wise Man: One of the twenty-four Elders is Christ, who symbolizes the youth of Christ, and the Lamb is Christ already with the Holy Spirit, just as it is written in Isaiah chapter 11. 

Female Reporter: Why do many believers consider Jesus to be God? 

Wise Man: Figuratively speaking, Christ is crystal glass, ordinary people are glass, God is a red diamond, and the Holy Spirit is an emerald. There is a difference in power and type. According to the New Testament, Jesus was in a dead state for three days, during which He could not resurrect Himself, that is, God (the red diamond) gave resurrection to Jesus (the crystal glass), and the sign of that resurrection is the Shroud of Turin. Diamonds can also be green, pink, and of other shades. Crystal glass is externally similar to a diamond. 

Female Reporter: Can robbers and semi-literate people be apostles? 

Wise Man: One should not be carried away by the vanity that apostles differ from prophets. That difference can be very slight, like a dimple on one cheek of a person’s face. Robbers and semi-literate people can be more active apostles than true apostles, but what truly matters is whether God accepts the sacrifice of robbers and semi-literate apostles, because being an apostle is already a sacrifice. Apostles laugh at death. Semi-literate apostles can go against the truth, the four faces of the cherub, and be destroyed very quickly. 

Female Reporter: Should one pay taxes to Caesar? 

Wise Man: Christ is greater than Caesar, therefore, in the case of compulsion, the tax should be given to Christ. Besides this, paying taxes to Caesar must be confirmed by a prophet, just as the prophet Jeremiah said to the Jews, "Serve King Nebuchadnezzar," because Nebuchadnezzar was the servant of God. There is a second case, just as Judas Maccabeus rose up and fought Apollonius, opposing King Antiochus IV Epiphanes, because the latter was trying to forbid the observance of the Jewish laws. 

Female Reporter: Does the human brain create reality, or does reality exist? 

Wise Man: Our universe is semi-transparent compared with Heaven (that is, a person, with his body, is a soul), because God created the universe from nothing and so willed it as the initial state, because through the resurrection of the person and the new universe that level shall be strengthened, just as, for example, there is progress in the production of automobiles. The semi-transparency of today’s universe has two faces, like the vision described in the Book of Ezekiel, where there was a wheel in the midst of a wheel, that is, it speaks about a person’s waking state and about a dream during sleep, which is temporarily real for a person, for in sleep a person sees scenes even with his eyes closed. The words "a wheel in the midst of a wheel" described in the Book of Ezekiel also hint at the First Christ and the Second Christ. 

Female Reporter: And in what do astrophysicists mislead the people of the world? 

Wise Man: The deeds of astrophysicists are primitive idolatry, rather than science, that is, whatever is far away and does not visit gives people, particularly astrophysicists, an occasion to stir their imagination, just as a woodcutter in an ownerless forest (there is also its petty-bourgeois version about a woman’s ass), and it is like when the prophet Moses went up Mount Sinai to receive the two Tablets of the Testimony from God, and remained on the mountain forty days and forty nights. Moses was absent in appearance and in writing for forty days, and that delay became the reason why the Israelites made a Golden Calf and worshipped it. 

Female Reporter: Are there also cherubim in Heaven? 

Wise Man: God is exceedingly wise and secretive. The cherubim in Heaven are also eternal Gods and are part of the glory of God. The glory of God is like His wisdom, just as the stone foundations of a house must also be strong and are part of the house. The person who was created in the image of God, and that image also includes the cherub. The name Immanuel written in the Book of Isaiah, which means, "God with us," can also be translated as "Cherub with us" or "Seraph with us" or "Angel with us." The angels, in this case, are the windows of the house, while the seraphim are the interior doors of the house.