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Female Reporter: If God exists, then why are there diseases, misfortunes, wars, and deaths in the world? 

Wise Man: Many times, often, man must go to the water spring, and not the water spring come to man, therefore, all that bad happens to people is for the reason that they have moved away from God, and false prophets try at least to examine life, just as a serpent would try to enter an anthill, which people support. God can rebuild the destroyed universe again, stronger and free from the curse. 

Female Reporter: Is our galaxy not the Milky Way, where the Earth is located? 

Wise Man: The imaginatively constructed universe of the astrophysicists consists of chains of logical errors, just as people play dominoes. The real universe, by an imaginative description, is like this: the Earth is like a peacefully moving submarine in the depths of the ocean (the universe), the Milky Way is like a large whale, and the so-called other galaxies are like octopuses and jellyfish. The Sun in that ocean is like an exceptional starfish and is not like the other starfish, the stars. The universe, with the diversity of its bodies and powers, is almost like the diversity of animal life in the ocean. 

Female Reporter: Does salvation not contradict national values? 

Wise Man: National values are like a person’s relatives and neighbors whom one does not choose, and salvation is like choosing a beloved girl whose wedding can be celebrated even in Heaven.