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Female Reporter: Do Christ together with the Holy Spirit not form a completeness with God? 

Wise Man: Imagine that God’s youth is His eternity, and that, while walking alone in the incomprehensible universe, He decided to create man, for which reason the second universe was also created as a dwelling for man, where there is light (the sun), stars, flowers (mountain flowers), oxygen, water, food, and a house dog. From God’s will, the Holy Spirit was born as the minister of the second universe to be created, and the Holy Scripture was also written invisibly before the second universe, which over time became incarnate in the form of the Septuagint and in the form of the scrolls of the Dead Sea caves, just as a dove brings a letter. Christ is two persons, the First Christ, similar to Aaron, and the Second Christ, similar to the prophet Moses, as it is written in the Book of Revelation about the Two Witnesses. That is, that completeness begins from God’s youth and continues with the believers, like numerous angels. By the way, we do not know how many persons God is in His youthful eternity, one, or a thousand, or more. 

Female Reporter: Do the messages written in the Book of Isaiah differ from the messages addressed to the Seven Churches written in the Book of Revelation? 

Wise Man: That is the same as saying that the right eye differs from the left eye. However, when a person takes aim with a bow and arrow, he often closes the left eye. For that reason, in the messages addressed to the Seven Churches written in the Book of Revelation, there is the term "He who overcomes," which is similar to the concentration of attention. A person’s left eye must be like the Temple, and the right eye must be like the church. 

Female Reporter: Can man or states wage war against God with weapons? 

Wise Man: That is a very flat thought. They absolutely cannot wage war against God, just as a clay flowerpot, along with its flowers, cannot wage war against man, or as it is easier to escape from a solidly built prison than to wage war against God. One should not be carried away by fantastic movies, as by a bad dream. Man cannot even decrease or increase the size of the second universe by one millimeter, which God created out of nothing, and He can set up His tent on the sun. 

Female Reporter: And why is Christ, the Savior, called King of Kings? 

Wise Man: King of Kings has its direct meaning by the holy name, and it also has its allegorical and active meaning. The allegorical and active meaning is that Christ, as a king, is the protector of His soldiers, just as a sheepdog protects and guides its flock. A wicked heathen king is like a goat, which can be followed by a whole multitude of sheep and which leads the flock from the pasture into the brambles. 

Female Reporter: Are there good and bad heathens? 

Wise Man: Heathenism means beginning, and since the Holy Scripture was written together with the creation of man, then the Holy Scripture is a heathen (original, beginning) book. But because knowledge has weakened among people due to arrogance and false prophets, for the Holy Scripture is a university, cherubic book, for that reason the nations have created a new heathenism for themselves, about which it is written prophetically in the Holy Scripture, in Jeremiah 23. 

Female Reporter: Did Christ threaten the Pharisees? 

Wise Man: If we take into account that the Pharisees represented the Law of Moses, which, figuratively speaking, is the ox face of the cherub, then Christ could not threaten the Pharisees, but could make a number of corrections, saying, for example, that the Law of Moses does not say that a man’s heart must be hard, just as an ox’s heart is not hard. The New Testament has two layers, one is what actually happened, just as a wild boar eats acorns in the forest, and there is the second layer, the adventurous layer, that, for example, Christ walked on water. The Old Testament also has an adventurous layer, as it is written, for example, about the power of Samson’s long hair. God wanted there also to be an adventurous layer in the Holy Scripture, perhaps for the reason that false prophets may be caught by it and be exposed. The Gospels of the New Testament tried to imitate the adventures of the Old Testament with a little innovation. 

Female Reporter: Should a Jew keep the Sabbath holy? 

Wise Man: Among the commandments is also the commandment to work for six days, that is, work is also holy and interconnected with the Sabbath, just as you cannot take a bath using only soap without water. Here, work is the water, and the soap is the Sabbath. Besides that, in order to observe the Sabbath, the Tabernacle or the Temple must also "work," where there is a priest. Besides that, for example, it is written in the Book of Maccabees that Judas Maccabeus and his companions decided that they would also fight on the Sabbath, rather than simply die. 

Female Reporter: Why in Isaiah 40 are all the nations considered a drop of water from a bucket, and also considered spittle (from the Septuagint)? 

Wise Man: A drop of water in a bucket also has an astronomical measurement, where the bucket is the universe, and the drop of water is the Earth. Comparing all the nations with a drop of water shows God’s power and eternity. Also, in my opinion, a drop of water shows that man lives in the present and has authority neither over the past nor over the future. More figuratively speaking, man is like a grazing sheep. 

Female Reporter: Is Christ not a human being, with internal organs, a body, and bones? 

Wise Man: Christ has the constitution of an ordinary man, but, for example, the cells of His liver are more "alive," because the Holy Spirit can penetrate even into the depths of the cells. Imagine that when a beautiful woman is sitting in a hut, almost all men will want to enter that stone and earthen hut, although the hut must also be clean. Such is the Holy Spirit in the human body. God differs from Christ in that the beautiful woman is sitting in a diamond palace, that is, God is beautiful and mighty outwardly, and beautiful inwardly as well. For people, it is sometimes hard to accept that, for example, someone can be beautiful both outwardly and inwardly. Therefore, they try to turn God into a man so that He may be easier for them to imagine, yet even then they cannot describe Christ correctly. Besides that, Christ is Christ according to His own timetable, which is connected with the times of the past and the future. 

Female Reporter: Are Christ and Immanuel the same?  

Wise Man: Christ means the Anointed One, or the Anointed King. Immanuel means God with us, who, besides saving, can also punish, for God also punishes. Besides these two, there is also the title written in the Book of Isaiah, "A savior shall come for Zion" (Septuagint). Besides these three, there is also the title of prophet, which carries a professional function within itself. In the Psalms and in the Book of Revelation, it is also written about the Son of God. That saving person is also a priest. These titles have the structure of a human being, beginning from the ear. 

Female Reporter: Is the Lord’s Prayer written in the New Testament formulated correctly? 

Wise Man: It is a motto prayer, for the real prayers are written in the Holy Scripture, especially in the Psalms, or a prayer should be spontaneous, from the mind of the one who prays. The Lord’s Prayer has an inconsistency with certain teachings of the same New Testament, for example, "I and the Father are one," but in the prayer it is stated that the Father is in heaven, whereas Christ is on the Earth. 

Female Reporter: What is the difference between the Holy Scripture and the heathen literature that began in the Middle Ages? 

Wise Man: Figuratively speaking, the Holy Scripture is like the pure milk of a cow and a sheep, and pure natural honey, while heathen literature is like canned fruit compote, which is also tasty and is connected with a person’s conscience. One simply has to be careful that the glass jar of compote does not remain in one’s head for years. 

Female Reporter: If God has a body similar to the appearance of precious stones, then will that not limit His power? 

Wise Man: That is the same as saying that a leather shoe limits a man, while a rubber bath toe slipper gives freedom. Besides that, if space had authority over God, then God’s power could be reduced, but even space does not have authority over God, so that His power would be reduced by a hair’s breadth. Or another example, water in a glass placed on a table is more powerful than water spilled on a table. However, even in this case, the Water of Life can take the shape of a glass without a container, without glass (in this case, the glass is God's cloth garment), that is, God’s body is also God, unlike a man’s bone, which is not a man. 

Female Reporter: Does salvation have an intermediate state? 

Wise Man: The intermediate state of salvation is Christ’s word, like the Red Sea in its parted state, which can be closed at any moment by God’s command. And if someone does not believe, is not transformed by true knowledge, or tries to act cunningly, then he will be like the army of the Egyptians, sinking into the waters like lead. 

Female Reporter: And who are the angels in Heaven? 

Wise Man: One must take into account that Heaven is another universe located outside our universe. It is the first and main universe, like a castle, the cellar part of which is our universe, but that cellar is also beautiful, because the cellar of a truly beautiful castle is also beautiful, large, and clean. The angels located in Heaven are also God, because God Himself is perfect architecture, or, in other words, God is an architect, and the angel is a craftsman, that is, man was created both in the image of God and in the image of the angel. 

Female Reporter: And what would you say about the fact that the Jews are waiting for their Messiah? 

Wise Man: Present-day Israel is the tribe of Benjamin, and one tribe cannot wait separately from the twelve tribes for its Savior. At the time of the division (confusion) of the languages at Babylon, which is part of creation, the Hebrew language was given to the tribe of Benjamin (this was a process of several decades, for languages are like fruits with their different flavors). It is written about this somewhat veiled in the Holy Scripture, just as it is written in the Book of Isaiah that Israel shall be third among the Assyrians and among the Egyptians. The Messiah awaited by the Jews is the First Christ and the Second Christ.

Isaiah 19:24

Septuagint:

In that day Israel shall be third among the Assyrians and among the Egyptians, blessed in the land.

Dead Sea Scrolls:

In that day Israel will be a third to Egypt and to Assyria, a blessing in the midst of the land. 

Female Reporter: Are there no new and major words in the New Testament that differ from the words of the Old Testament? 

Wise Man: In the New Testament there are not new and major words, but Flat words and actions, just as a shoe is made from cow leather, however, that shoe was not actually made, but is only written on paper. If that shoe were actually made, then its leader would be Satan. 

Female Reporter: Are the four seasons of the year not connected with the angular change of the Earth’s axis when the Earth revolves around the Sun? 

Wise Man: The Earth does not have an orbit, and also the North Star and the southern polar star, Sigma Octantis, do not have an orbit in a certain correlation. The Earth has a very short orbit over the span of centuries, similar to the pulley of an antique wall clock, that is, it is almost motionless. The rest of the bodies in the universe have their unique and regular orbits. It is the Sun’s orbit that changes the four seasons on Earth by sweeping through the so-called Signs of the Zodiac. For example, in the Northern Hemisphere, when it is summer, then the Sun gets closer to the North Polar Star. If the astrophysicists’ law of "stellar parallax" were correct regarding the Polar Star, because of which the star does not change its position from the Earth during the year due to the angular tilt of the Earth’s axis and the orbit of rotation around the Sun, which is very hazy, then, in that case, at least from any village or mountain in the Earth’s Northern Hemisphere, the starry sky would have the same picture in terms of position, which is not so. 

Female Reporter: Can a man not have faith the size of a mustard seed, so that he may say to the mulberry tree, "Be uprooted and be planted in the sea," and it would happen, as it is written from the words of Jesus in the New Testament? 

Wise Man: Those words are not about faith, but about magic, just as, for example, the wooden staff of the prophet Moses became a serpent, an allegory, the real transformation of which is the Egyptian Pyramids, created at the time of the creation of the universe, a discovery that had been hidden for centuries, just as God’s sealed word is. Faith is not connected with magic, but is connected with purity, love, goodness, and the revelation of God’s word. 

Female Reporter: Can a man travel at the speed of light? 

Wise Man: Man has within himself energy, current, heat, that is, light, therefore, man himself is a time machine, which can rush toward the past or the future, the engine of which is the prophecies of the Holy Scripture, just as it is written about Christ in the Book of Revelation, "the Beginning of the creation of God," in one of the messages addressed to the seven churches.