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Wise Man: There is no matter of giving, because there is free will, love, and truth. There are two kinds of son. One is when a kind gives birth to its own kind, for example, a lion gives birth to a cub, which, when it grows up, becomes similar in strength and appearance to its lion father or mother. And there is a second son, who is a friend. In this case, Christ is physically a man, the friend of God, and the chosen one by the Holy Spirit, about whom it was written beforehand in the Holy Scripture, just as the Prophet Samuel anointed the eighth son of Jesse as king, but first thought that one of the older brothers was the Christ.

Wise Man: Salvation also requires strength, and the strength of an angry man is doubled (anger differs from rage). King Nebuchadnezzar is an image of Christ because he took the chosen people into captivity, freeing them from their covenant-breaking King Zedekiah.

Female Reporter: Did Christ not participate in the creation of the universe? 

Wise Man: As a man, Christ did not participate in the creation of the universe, but since the main foundation of the creation of the universe was King David of Israel, who was born in God’s mind and soul as a desired goal, then Christ participated in the creation of the universe nonphysically. But since the creation of the universe has not yet been finished, for there is the resurrection, then the man Christ becomes a participant in the continuation of creation. The Holy Spirit, as God’s will and word, participated physically in the creation of the universe. By the way, the existence of male and female in humans, which is also present in nature, stems from the Holy Spirit, for before the universe there was no such concept as male and female. 

Female Reporter: And what is the difference between the Christ of the New Testament and the Christ of Revelation? 

Wise Man: The Christ of the New Testament is presented with the eagle face of the cherub, seasoned with paganism, while the Christ of Revelation, particularly in the message addressed to the seven churches, is also similar to the eagle face of the cherub, but with an Israelite seasoning. Christ’s pagan seasoning is His youth, and not a part of the message of salvation, for pagan speech leads to idolatry, at least with a white shade.

Wise Man: Of course, yes. God also created water as one of the main building materials of the universe. For example, there is water inside a coconut, and if we consider that God first created the coconut, along with the water inside it, then the water was also created by Him. And if God first created the coconut tree, then there is also a quantity of water in its wood (in 1 kg of freshly cut coconut wood, there are about 600 g of water).

Female Reporter: Will the Antichrist tempt people with love? 

Wise Man: If there is a second Don Juan, then he may tempt people with love. The Antichrist does not accept what I consider to be the true, cherubic interpretation of the Holy Scripture and is a strong supporter of astrophysicists and biologists. Therefore, it will be clear who the Antichrist is. However, the Antichrist has already done his work and caused harm in the past, whether voluntarily or involuntarily.

Wise Man: There are two kinds of sin, one is moral, and the other is scientific. If moral sin is erased by Christ’s suffering and red blood, one drop, then scientific sin is corrected by Christ’s spirit, through the word of truth and science. For example, when astrophysicists say that there are supermassive systems, galaxies, while Christ says that those galaxies are merely “octopus” stars and are not very large. Here God has two reasons for turning His face away, one is the bad morality of people and the hardness of heart, and the other is scientific, the incorrect interpretation of the Holy Scripture, the word of false prophets.

Female Reporter: And what is Christ’s Israelite seasoning? 

Wise Man: Christ’s Israelite seasoning begins after His youth, when He is invisibly anointed by God, as it is written in the Psalms: You shortened the days of His youth (or: You shortened the days of His time). Communion with God is like a very powerful blow, just as if you poured melted butter into cold water.

Female Reporter: Is it written about states in the Holy Scripture? 

Wise Man: It is written in the Holy Scripture not only about states, but also about journalists. For example, it speaks about Egypt and the Egyptian magicians (the ancient journalists) during the time of Moses the Prophet, and also during the time of Jeremiah the Prophet, when a part of the people wanted to go down from Judah to Egypt. Today’s states are not an invention thought up by people, but the result of prophecy. 

Female Reporter: Does Christ have a need for acceptance by people? 

Wise Man: Acceptance means respect, but Christ is not only a friend, He is also a King and Ruler, so that salvation may gain the force of law and be, so to speak, holy and official, and not be based solely on love and feelings, just as a human walks on two feet, and not with a walking stick. 

Female Reporter: Should Christ be a president? 

Wise Man: That is a new status, for the initiative comes from Christ and follows His plan and covenant. Besides that, there is God’s direct intervention in that kingdom, possibly even through the resurrection, for the resurrection is an entirely different status. 

Female Reporter: And who or what is the devil? 

Wise Man: For example, when a person standing in front of you or sitting next to you smokes a cigarette, that cigarette smoke also harms you. In this case, that cigarette smoke is the devil. That is, there is a specific person behind the devil, and the devil is not Christ’s brother. A simpler example, when you live alone in a forest, then the devil cannot do any harm to you.

Female Reporter: Did God also create oil? 

Wise Man: The masterpiece of the universe is man, so by creating man, God could also have created oil. Oil originated from special accelerated processes in the creation of the universe and the Earth by God, although it is possible that those accelerated processes were also directed by God so that there would be oil as well. For example, when geologists say that the Earth reached its final form over billions of years through natural and slow processes, then God could have accelerated that process millions of times, if we consider that the theory of evolution truly contains scientific truth within itself. However, when you hang raw meat from a tree, it will not automatically become grilled meat. 

Female Reporter: And where is it written that God created man? 

Wise Man: First, it is written in love and beauty. Second, it is written in the Holy Scripture, sealed with the Seven Seals and opened by the Lamb. Third, it is written through the Egyptian Pyramids as a prophet’s staff. Fourth, it is written through the pagan stone churches. Fifth, it is written through the Western Wall of Jerusalem. Sixth, it is written through the Shroud of Turin. 

Female Reporter: And why did God say in the plural, "Let us make man in our image"? How many persons is God?

Wise Man: Those persons are: God, the Holy Spirit, and the Lamb from the Book of Revelation, because God created the animals before man, and three of the faces of the cherubim are animal faces: a lion, an ox, and an eagle. Besides that, according to prophecy, man was also created in the images of the prophet Moses, King David, Judith, and Esther, which are written in the Holy Scripture. 

Female Reporter: And what do you say about the fact that some interpreters try to present certain passages of the Holy Scripture as historical realities, while excluding, for example, the power of Samson's long hair? 

Wise Man: The Holy Scripture is like a digital computer, and you cannot remove one of the chips inside it and replace it with beeswax instead of a password so that the computer will open, and then try to work with it.