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Female Reporter: Are the stones of the Egyptian pyramids indeed made of concrete mortar? 

Wise Man: If we assume that Pharaoh built those pyramids as a tomb, then it is difficult to imagine that a glorious Pharaoh would order a tomb made of concrete for himself, humiliating himself before slaves and stretching out his hands toward foam. But as it is written in the Holy Book, as a sign that the Israelites were making bricks from clay and straw for Pharaoh, then some stones of the Egyptian pyramids are indeed made from concrete mortar, as a human would make them if he were to build them.

Female Reporter: Did the devil truly test Christ in the wilderness on the 40th day as it is written in the New Testament? 

Wise Man: In the New Testament, there are often tongue-twisters, and those tongue-twisters distance the human heart from God. The temptation in the wilderness of the New Testament, which was allegedly carried out by the initiative of the Spirit, is a competition of tongue-twisters, although there are quotes from the Holy Scripture. For example, when the devil says, "If you are the Son of God, say that these stones become bread," this is a tongue-twister, besides that, it is possible that an Egyptian magician could turn stones into bread, just as the magicians' rods also became snakes. The example of Christ being tested by the devil is written in the Book of Maccabees allegorically, when before an arrogant king, a certain Epiphanes, an Israelite mother and her seven sons are tortured to death. Here, the mother and her seven sons are Christ, and Epiphanes is the devil. The seven sons are also the seven spirits of the Book of Revelation.

Female Reporter: Can any person among the people be the Christ? 

Wise Man: No, not every person can be the Christ, although a person may weigh more than Christ. Christ is like a shepherd dog, while, for example, a sheep, a horse, or a wolf cannot be a shepherd dog. A shepherd dog is faithful to its work, but it can become sick, become tired, or be taken from the mountain to the city. A shepherd dog is replaced only by a shepherd dog.

Wise Man: We know very little about the First Christ, just as the book about the Count of Monte Cristo differs from the real Count of Monte Cristo, a cobbler named Pierre Picaud. According to archival documents, Picaud was engaged to a rich woman, but his jealous friends falsely accused him of espionage. He also spent many years in prison, where became close with a rich priest, who, while dying, bequeathed his treasures to him. 

One of the main temptations is vanity, for that reason the New Testament is written only from a non-vain perspective, just as a wedding ceremony and the wedding itself are not vain, even if there are sad toasts at the wedding, that is, the New Testament is written to inspire the believers, if we do not take into account the hidden snare in it for the Second Christ. Only love withstands vanity.

Wise Man: For example, in the case of humans, language, spoken speech, developed first, and then the alphabet for that language was created. But God is original as well. He created the alphabet first, that is, the Holy Spirit existed first, and only afterward was the language, that is, the universe, created and developed. As it is written in the Book of Proverbs, "I was beside Him, fitting things together," that is, like an architect.

Wise Man: God’s book differs from books of men because the Holy Scripture is an eternal book which begins from the Holy Spirit. Eternity includes the past, the present, and the future simultaneously, these three times together are called prophetic, that is why the Holy Scripture is a prophetic book, the past is like rain for a flower (man). Just as God has given man the ability to laugh, so He has taught purity, just as in the Holy Scripture there is the name Isaac which means laughter, so also in the Holy Scripture there is that peg. 

In the Book of Isaiah, there is a mention of the beautiful feet of the one bringing good news upon the mountains, which does not mean that a man’s feet are more beautiful than a woman’s feet, because a woman is also a mother.

Wise Man: After the resurrection, from among the dead or the living, and among the saved, people will be able to see God physically and remain alive. The human being of today cannot see God and remain alive. One reason is spiritual, because the human being of today is not worthy to see God because of sins. The second reason is that the human being of today is physically weak and weak in composition, which would be similar to a person falling under a train.

Wise Man: The obstacles to salvation have accumulated over the centuries. For example, if you set a target of an arrow one millimeter off, then at 100 meters the deviation may reach one meter, but it seems as if the arrow has been mocked and approximate salvation does not happen. As it is written in the Holy Scripture: Isaiah 8:16-17 (LXX, Septuagint) "16 Then shall those who seal themselves that they may not learn the law be made manifest. 17 And one shall say, I will wait for God, who has turned away his face from the house of Jacob, and I will trust in him."

Wise Man: Love is also knowledge and wisdom, the perfect state of which is the resurrection. When people become disappointed in love, it means that knowledge and wisdom are lacking in them, and that love is like the love of a rabbit. Even the death given by God should be accepted with love, and one should be grateful for the good moments of life as irreversible billions.

Wise Man: Today the New Testament is like a torn pillow, whose goose feathers have been carried by the wind all across the mountainside, reaching even the wolves. This situation is advantageous for today’s priests, and even for journalists, that is to say, there is no Christ, there is no responsibility. Salvation requires very concrete steps, just as a person has not only a heart, which is primary for salvation, as it is written in the Book of Ezekiel, "And I will give to you a new heart, and a new spirit I will give within you, and I will remove the stony heart from your flesh, and I will give to you a fleshly heart," but a person also has feet and hands in order to reach salvation.

Wise Man: According to astrophysicists, the monkey originated from the Big Bang. One must look at the root. A monkey cannot originate from nothing. First, there must be a motivation, and motivation contains within itself intellect and a measure of love, which is located at the root or behind the motivation. There is no Big Bang from nothing. At its foundation, there must be a motivation, a cause, and a preconception, and all of that is conditioned by God’s providence. That is, the universe has its technical part, how it was created, similar to how a blacksmith prepares a sword, and it has its spiritual part, similar to how they prepare a scabbard for the sword. In this case, the scabbard is the motivation. By the way, the measure of love is never small.

Wise Man: Christ must partially defeat sin, for it is impossible to defeat sin completely, just as a person may have a bad dream, as it is written in Asaph’s Psalm, "But as for me, my feet had almost stumbled, my steps had nearly slipped." Or, for a person to defeat sin completely, that person must be blessed. Defeating death has a technical nature, where the component of mysticism is very small, like putting salt on a tomato.

Wise Man: There is no such thing as new wine, but there is good wine, whether it be new or old. The New Testament is a spiritual beating, just as, for example, there might be 13 lecturers (not counting their relatives) in a university lecture hall, which is similar to a terrorist blockade and where, furthermore, the students remain more disciplined (scared). However, the truth does not require 13 lecturers in one place or homemade vodka on a feast table. One lecturer can educate billions of people.

Wise Man: Our universe may be likened to the Great Pyramid of Khufu, where the King’s Chamber sarcophagus is the size of the Earth, perhaps together with the Sun. The other two great pyramids at Giza may be similar to reserve universes that are separated from our universe, although there may be a certain connection.

Wise Man: Yes, to a certain extent that example corresponds to the resurrection, however the resurrection includes transformation, beautification, and strengthening, so that, for example, even the big toe of a resurrected person shines.

Wise Man: That is entirely from the genre of mysticism, such a hell does not exist. Hell is the bad earthly life, the complexes, the vices, the bad dreams, the sin, the illnesses, the disability, and death; thus, Christ spent most of his life in hell preaching, which is on Earth and around it.

Wise Man: Both weeping and laughter are for man. Christ can answer evil with evil like King Nebuchadnezzar, and can answer evil with goodness like the prophet Jeremiah, in accordance with the four faces of the cherub, that is, in accordance with the truth. If you serve the emperor (like the number 666), you can no longer serve God, or the emperor must respect God's laws and support the construction of the Temple like Cyrus, as written in the Book of Ezra.

Wise Man: Salvation has its own sequence, for example, on the battlefield, a soldier first saves his wounded comrade from captivity or death and brings him out of the line of fire, and only then does the platoon deal with his treatment, besides that, if Christ heals the blind, they might say that He is a devil and salvation might deviate from its course, and a whole army of the sick might gather around Christ, forgetting the laws of God.

Wise Man: Yes, in the Book of Revelation the words Twelve Apostles are written, and the seven apostles belong to the portion of the First Christ as the Firstborn, while the five apostles belong to the portion of the Second Christ, although more responsibility is placed upon the Second Christ. This division is symbolic for the sake of prophecy. Here, the New Testament has turned the clock back by one hour.

Female Reporter: Is the universe an inseparable part of God? 

Wise Man: No, the universe is like a bonfire fueled by wood that is in front of a man, that is, in front of God. Salvation is not weighed by the universe.