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Ivan May 23
Female Reporter: And what is the Revelation of Christ? 

Wise Man: The Revelation of Christ is the spiritual preaching and knowledge that Christ performs on the Earth, being born from a virgin, partly from himself, while descending from Heaven riding on a white horse is the consequence of spiritual preaching and knowledge. That is, serving God brings a good and glorious consequence.
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Ivan May 24
Female Reporter: And why is it written in the Book of Isaiah, A virgin shall conceive in the womb, if it was to be a natural pregnancy? 

Wise Man: A virgin shall conceive in the womb sounds beautiful, this is one reason why it is written that way, the second means that the Savior must be the firstborn child, and the third, because it is an important prophecy, it is written in such a way that this prophecy might have no cracks and be closed until its fulfillment.
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Ivan May 24
Female Reporter: And why are there so many stars in the universe? 

Wise Man: There are more cells in the human body, 25 to 40 trillion cells, than stars in the universe (so-called galaxies are classified as octopus or jellyfish type stars). The 25 to 40 trillion cells of the human body are divided into about 200 to 300 main cell types, the main functions of which can be grouped into several large categories, for example, energy production and construction, repair.
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Ivan May 25
Female Reporter: Can Christ give eternal life? 

Wise Man: Christ, being a man and having the knowledge of the Holy Spirit, can give eternal life to a person through the word, by the true interpretation of Holy Scripture, that for example the prophet and Christ are the same person, the difference being only in the different faces of one cherub, and the physical part of eternal life is provided by God, just as it is the eternal God who rotates the Sun around the Earth, and not the man Christ.
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Ivan May 26
Female Reporter: Are Christ and God not one? 

Wise Man: They are one in character. It can be said that Christ is closer in character to God than all people, but Christ differs from God in the speed of thought, physical strength, outward beauty, and the composition of the body. Two Gods are better than one God.
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Ivan May 26
Female Reporter: And why is it written in the New Testament that God is Spirit? 

Wise Man: Centuries ago people had poor knowledge about the body, they also did not know the correct structure, size, and composition of the universe, besides that they were disgusted with the body, presumably because they were sick, therefore by writing that God is Spirit (Soul), they tried to preserve and sanctify God, if they wrote it with good intention and not with a satanic mentality, imagining certain things beforehand. Besides that, it is very dangerous to write that God is Spirit (Soul), because Spirit can be interpreted as Ether (physics). The body is not a burden, but comfort and beauty if there is health. Figuratively speaking, if the human body is composed of iron, copper, and a little gold, within which there is a soul, then the body of God is composed of precious semi-transparent stones, within which there is Soul. The Holy Spirit also has a certain diamond-like embodiment, being the will, mind, and genius of God, and being the more active participant in salvation.
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Ivan May 26
Female Reporter: Did God descend upon Mount Sinai and speak with the prophet Moses? 

Wise Man: In the past such a thing did not happen, neither did God descend upon Mount Sinai, nor an angel, nor at that time had Moses been born, just as John of the Book of Revelation did not ascend to Heaven in the past and see God, the 24 elders, the Lamb, and the angels. All these are allegory and prophecy, which have been written in the Holy Book since the beginning of the world. God’s manner of acting is not like that of a 2D revolutionary king who kills the old king and reigns in his place, but God’s manner of acting is similar to a 3D manner, because the universe and the time of the universe were created by God.
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Ivan May 27
Female Reporter: Is it possible for a nation to change its religion or faith? 

Wise Man: When a nation changes its faith, for example by accepting Christianity, it means that it has changed its faith a second time, for example previously there had been a national polytheism, and the next, third faith may be completely different, another one similar to the second, which is approximately happening now, but God is going to stop that movement by offering the oldest and first faith toward the source, the source of living water, so that the person, the nation, may not die from spiritual thirst. The Old Testament in the form of the Septuagint is a paternal surname. The New Testament also has that surname, otherwise it is a mountain deer or a leopard of the plain. The true spiritual patronymic is the Book of Revelation.
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Ivan May 27
One day, an eagle descends from the mountain to the poet's house in the village, the eagle removes one of its feathers from its body and gives it to the poet, saying, "Take this feather, with it you will write your tales, it has seen many things," and the poet also takes a diamond precious ring from his pocket, gives it to the eagle, and says to him, "Take this ring and give it to the one who loves me, you have seen many things, therefore you will know that one too." The eagle takes the ring to the next village and gives it to a woman who, coming to the poet's house almost every day, was buying chicken eggs from him. 
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Ivan May 28
One day, Christ goes to a village and preaches about salvation, a man approaches Him and says, "Do not do such things, you will remain alone," and Christ answers him, "You do not know how great My glory is, but grass will rise upon your grave." 
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Ivan May 28
Female Reporter: Is Alexander the Macedonian written about in the Holy Scripture? 

Wise Man: Yes, Alexander the Macedonian is written about in the Book of Maccabees as a primary source, where there are two rulers, kings, named Alexander, and Cleopatra is also written about there. The prophecies of the Holy Scripture are such that they inevitably leave their trace from the beginning of the world, just as rain makes wild flowers grow in a mountain valley, but Christ is a specially cultivated flower, though also wild. That is why in the past there were persons like Alexander and Cleopatra, but the true one is that special flower I mentioned.
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Ivan May 28
Female Reporter: Did God also create the trillions of cells of the human being? 

Wise Man: The human being and the human cells are 80 percent the same, within the remaining 20 percent are included the human soul, warmth, and flexibility. Just as people produce the chip (15 to 20 billion transistors) of the iPhone, so God also created the human together with his trillions of cells. The command of God, the power of that command, and the knowledge created the human, while the fingers of God formed the face of the human.
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Ivan May 28
Female Reporter: And what is the root of salvation? 

Wise Man: The root of salvation is the mercy and truth of God, while love is like the trunk of the tree, the branches are justice, the leaf is the law, and the fruit is grace.
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Ivan May 29
Female Reporter: And what is the difference between David king of Israel and Christ? 

Wise Man: David king of Israel is the lion face of the cherub, while Christ, probably meaning the spiritual Christ of the New Testament, although the true spiritual Christ is the Christ of the Book of Revelation with his message given to the Seven Churches, is the human face of the cherub. When Christ moves forward only by the spiritual path, then some fanatic will stab Christ in the back with a knife, this may become news, but not salvation.
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Ivan May 29
Female Reporter: And why can the universe not be infinite? 

Wise Man: Even God's universe is not infinite, as King Solomon says that the Heaven and the Heaven of Heavens shall not be sufficient for God, this is like saying, for example, when a rich man builds a swimming pool in the courtyard of his mansion, he does not build it very big, such is the Heaven of Heavens too, that is to say the universe in general exists from the power of God’s rest, more than that makes no sense. Our universe is not infinite because it is a living organism, a living organism of a different order, and an organism is not infinite, just as astrophysicists turn a grasshopper into an elephant, and the sound of the elephant into infinite.
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Ivan May 30
Female Reporter: Does God also test the human? 

Wise Man: God both tests the human and knows the outcome beforehand. When a human is tested by God, then the probability of his salvation is greater, for example, when a human is thrown into the sea, then together with a lifebuoy, just as it is written in the Holy Scripture, "It is better to fall into the hands of God than into the hands of man." There is also a testing of a nation, not only an individual one.
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Ivan May 30
Female Reporter: Does God not have a Son? 

Wise Man: For example, when a man has a son together with his wife, then that son in turn also has a son if he is not barren, besides that, that son has two grandmothers and two grandfathers. From this point of view, the Son of God is not compatible with the comparison to earthly life. The Son of God is like David king of Israel. When God intended to create the universe, from that will the Holy Spirit was born, while in the mind of God David the king was born, about whom it is written in the Holy Scripture from the beginning of the world. The Holy Spirit existed before the universe, while the Son of God was later born on Earth centuries afterward, as it is written more figuratively in the Book of Isaiah.
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Ivan May 31
Female Reporter: And what is the interpretation of the Psalm saying: A stone which the builders rejected, this one has become into the head of the corner? 

Wise Man: That stone is truth and Christ, that is, Christ is not a weeping man who only weeps for his own life like a miserly rich man, for there is also truth, the word of truth.
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Ivan May 31
Female Reporter: Is God the source of life? 

Wise Man: God is more than the source of life. The source of life can be water, oxygen, and the vacuum of the universe, while God is the creator of all these things. The principal driving force of life is prophecy, the word of God, and His plan.
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Ivan June 1
Female Reporter: Is the remark about adultery of the mind written correctly in the New Testament? 

Wise Man: Adultery of the mind can be considered a hereditary disease like hair loss, while moderate passion born from love is natural, as it is written in the Song of Songs. There is also passion in the words of the Holy Book, which is like the source of cold water on the slope of a mountain. There is also hypocrisy and impudence (they exist together), which is not a hereditary disease.
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