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Wise Man: The main known religions of Earth’s population are four. If we consider that the voice of the multitude is the voice of God, then all four religions should be correct, but the truth is one, and it is possible that even all four religions, or one of them, may not be correct. Galaxies, which from the Greek translation means Milky, were first called Spiral Nebulae, then probably after seeing clearly through the telescope that they are Star Clusters they were named Galaxies, very large stellar systems. Here there is a great subtlety of perception, that through the centuries it has sat in people’s brains that a star is only round and often solitary, from this it was concluded that these so-called Galaxies are composed of many solitary stars and that they are large systems, because however the average standard size of the round star was enlarged thousands of times. These so-called Galaxies, in which there is also a proportion of nebulae, are one whole organism like an octopus, compared to which the ordinary round star is a starfish. Astrophysicists also separated the Milky Way and called it our Galaxy.

Wise Man: Giving one’s life does not consist on the cross, but in the decision before the cross, when one is ready for death. For example, when a soldier goes to war, he already reckons with death, therefore the crucifixion is a consequence, like entering the bed with a woman in love. Besides that, an apple can be unripe and ripe. The ripe apple is the Second Christ.

Wise Man: This passage of the Psalm, and in general the entire Holy Scripture, has several interpretations, a holographic interpretation, or like the four faces of the cherub. The first interpretation of there being two Lords refers to the two Christs, while the author is the Holy Spirit, the mind and genius of God, which besides being knowledge also has power, like comparing the roar of a lion with the twittering of a sparrow, here the sparrow is the astrophysicist.

Wise Man: God does not mislead a righteous person, but He may make an evil person foolish so that evil will not have freedom, or like a scout soldier in a forest who leads the enemy detachment following him in another direction, and not toward the army’s position.

Wise Man: It is one thing to win in war, and another thing to deserve that victory, to enjoy the victory, for which the support and blessing of Heaven are necessary, or the hands of the prophet Moses being held raised. War is won by placing hope in God, not by laying down weapons, but by waiting for God’s command.

Wise Man: Armageddon is even the TRIPP of Syunik. Armageddon has its spiritual, scientific, and physical part, it is even connected with human health. 

Connected with Armageddon are Psalm 18, the Song of David’s Victory, and the splitting of the Red Sea as holographic interpretations.

Wise Man: No, it cannot, because if God in the universe separated waters a thousand times greater from the primordial nebula, while creating the primordial nebula from nothing, then in comparison to all this, the division of the Red Sea under the leadership of the prophet Moses is like a smile.

Wise Man: Once a person opens the door of faith, it remains open for a long time, and you cannot open again a door that has already been opened, but what is important there is how you opened the door, with respect or by slamming it. Besides this, the wealth of faith is knowledge and science, and besides this faith has another face of the cherub, one’s attitude toward Christ. For example, it is one thing when you greet a person, and another thing when you become friends with a person or invite him to a restaurant. When a person greets another person, he approaches God at a distance of a thousand meters, but if one person becomes friends with another person, in this case he approaches God at a distance of one meter.

Wise Man: Light moves faster than a horse, but faster than light is beauty, a woman’s beauty, while a man’s beauty is somewhat slower. Light, as well as the speed of light, was created by God’s command and resembles an invention, while man is created in the image of God. If you light a candle in a church, then the light of a person’s face reaches God faster than the light of the candle.

Female Reporter: Why did the prophet Daniel pray three times a day? 

Wise Man: He prayed and gave thanks to God before the open windows of his upper room toward Jerusalem because they were in captivity, and he did this for all the captives, because being a prophet he had responsibility, and in this way he established an order of holiness, and besides this it means that man does not live by bread alone, as it was written in the Law. Besides this, the three times are connected with Daniel’s three friends.

Female Reporter: And who were the Anunnaki?

Wise Man: The Anunnaki are divine beings of Mesopotamian mythology and are comparable to the giants that existed before the Great Flood, even to Goliath. The Holy Book is the work of God’s fingers from the beginning of the world, before the sun, and every writing there has influenced and shaped the human conscience as a blacksmith’s hammer shapes hot iron. From this, Mesopotamian mythology was born, as well as the mythologies of other regions. However, the writing about the ancient giants in the Holy Book is an allegory and not historical reality. 

Wise Man: Truth is the face of God that shall shine upon people, and the echo of that shine is the Old Testament in the form of the Septuagint together with the Book of Revelation. The New Testament is the Italian apprentice of the Old Testament, the Italian apprentice of the Book of Revelation.

Wise Man: The New Testament does not speak about the structure of the universe, it does not speak about the holographic or cherubic interpretation of the Holy Scripture. The New Testament is based on spiritual morality, about which there is already writing, for example in Isaiah, and it is based on unproven testimonies, for example the pregnancy of a virgin without a man (man is not impure and is created in the image of God), which is not emphasized in the Book of Isaiah, and it is also not emphasized that the virgin should conceive from the Holy Spirit (although the power of the Holy Spirit participates everywhere, even in the pollination of tree flowers). The New Testament is also based on unproven healings of sick people and on the resurrection of Lazarus (that is, it is only written), just as astrophysicists say that galaxies exist. The New Testament has one positive side, that it makes Christ an immediate participant in salvation, but by presenting only one face of the cherub.

Wise Man: The Septuagint contains more books and, one may say, is international or directed to the Gentiles. The Masoretic and the Qumran scrolls are directed to the Hebrew speaking people, figuratively speaking, to the tribe of Benjamin. Here there is the testimony of the three different versions of the Holy Scripture. In the Masoretic and the Qumran scrolls there appears the four letter name of God in the new square form (יהוה) and in Paleo Hebrew (𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄), which is so by the will of God as a sign, and that name hints at the four faces of the cherubim. YHWH, in a broad translation from Hebrew, means "I Am," while in the Book of Revelation it is written, "Who was, Who is, and Who is to come, the Almighty."

Wise Man: About them it was first written in the Holy Scripture. The example of the Matrix is written in the Book of the prophet Jeremiah, through the explanation of the potter and the clay, and about Morpheus, when God speaks with King Solomon in his dream.

Wise Man: The command of God, like a song, has its notes, and one of the notes created the insects.

Wise Man: Clergymen are even against Christ having a wife, as King David has a wife. I think that clergymen assume that one of them should be rich, by classifying the body as poverty. The human body is intended for the Earth, while God’s body is Heavenly. The human body is meat and bone, while God’s body is like precious stones (of another composition) but harder and eternal. The human body and clothing require repetitive cleansing, while God’s body and clothing are eternally pure, holy. About sixty percent of the thinking of clergymen has idolatry sitting in it.

Wise Man: The nature of Christ is described through the example of Joseph and his embroidered tunic (as the Spirit), which his father, Jacob, prepared for Joseph, also in the Psalm where it is written, "You prepared a body for me," that is, these words are about the future new God, about the Son of God, and not about the eternal God. In the Book of Revelation, Christ is presented as a star, and also in Joseph’s dream his eleven brothers are likewise presented as stars. The eternal God desired that there be two or more testimonies, one being Himself, the eternal God, and the other being the man Christ. If Christ is the same God, then there are not two testimonies.

Wise Man: The statues of Easter Island, some of which are buried in the ground, can help in that calculation. In the case of slow soil accumulation, when the statues have been gradually buried in the ground, the age of the rounded and already ready Earth is ten thousand years, a hundred centuries. The statues of Easter Island were created while the Earth was still "flat," as a sign.

Wise Man: John the Baptist is the friend of Christ, friendship is in general, if Christ had not been a good friend (this is like God secretly observing and testing) and had not thus approached God at a distance of one meter, then He would not have been baptized with the Holy Spirit, besides that, figuratively speaking, John the Baptist is one of the four faces of the cherubim.