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Ivan April 26

Female Reporter: Should I fear God?


Wise Man: Yes, you should fear Him just as you fear a three-phase current. God is as just as He is merciful; however, you must also trust Him, for the first help comes from God; if not every minute, then every day.

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Ivan April 28

Female Reporter: Will there be a second coming of Christ?


Wise Man: The coming of Christ is like a map with ten roads and eight valleys. The coming of Christ is like shepherd David, who defeated Goliath; like King Nebuchadnezzar entering Jerusalem; and like the Word of God in the Book of Revelation descending from Heaven on a white horse. The coming of Christ is not like a science fiction movie, although the brief and decisive moment may be truly fantastic.

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Ivan April 29

Female Reporter: Is it written in the Book of Proverbs about the Son of God? 


Wise Man: Yes, it is written in Proverbs 30:4. In the Septuagint, it is written, "What is the name of His children" (plural and neuter gender, boy and girl), while in the Masoretic it is written, "What is the name of His son" (singular, masculine gender). Here, the children or the son are identified with the Holy Spirit, whose names, in brief interpretation, are Moses, Isaiah, Jeremiah, and the Prophet Daniel, including Judith and Esther.

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Ivan April 30

Female Reporter: Why don't oceans flow down from Earth?


Wise Man: Ocean waters don't know where "down" is because there is no up or down in space. The Earth's large size, weak gravity, and atmospheric pressure create a Free-Fall Environment, and ocean waters are subject to this law of free fall. The Earth's oceans don't know that the universe exists; they only know that something, the Moon, is pulling them a little, causing tides, because ocean waters are heavy (and drops of water are connected). The Moon's large-scale gravity slightly upsets that balance. Under the Moon's gravity, a person can jump a little higher in competitions.

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Ivan May 2
Female Reporter: And what deep difference exists between the body of man and the body of God?

Wise Man: The body of man is like a rose painted on canvas, while the body of God is like a natural rose, but man tries to present the opposite, particularly because of the words of Emperor Paul the Apostle that God became man, from which comes the smell of paganism, the wet blood of Zeus still not dried. 
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Ivan May 2

Female Reporter: What allegorical example can explain whether Jesus is God, or not? 


Wise Man: It is like saying a shoe is a human being, even though the shoe is on a human's feet. Likewise, Jesus is like a shoe on God's feet, differing from other shoes (people) in that it is made of higher-quality natural materials. Besides this, Jesus is the chosen one of God; otherwise, God would have had His Son in Heaven, a Son as powerful as Himself, rather than on Earth. Whether Jesus is God (or not) is not a matter of dispute but a circumstance contributing to prophecy.

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Ivan May 3

Female Reporter: And why does Christ call a priest forever according to the order of Melchizedek?


Wise Man: Because Melchizedek is also a king, Christ is not only the king of the spiritual world, but also of the physical world; but the devil has invented for himself (that is why he is a devil) that he is the king of the physical world, leaving Christ to "crumbs", considering the spiritual world to be crumbs, and here too he is mistaken.

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Ivan May 4
Female Reporter: Why is the death of Moses written in the third person in the Holy Scripture? 

Wise Man: Because the Holy Scripture has been written since the beginning of the world, the living example of which is the Greek Septuagint, just as scientists cannot determine who built the Egyptian Pyramids. The Holy Scripture, by its structure and essence, is not an ordinary book, just as the prophet Ezekiel eats a scroll which has the taste of honey, in order to assimilate the prophecy. Figuratively speaking, there are two Moseses, one in written form, the Holy Scripture, and the other in living form, the second, the man Moses, like the Lamb in Revelation, where the Holy Scripture is presented sealed with seven seals. Ten percent of the prophecies of the Holy Scripture, as an approximate proportion, as leaven, has been fulfilled through the centuries as a sign, but not as salvation. Salvation differs greatly from a sign.
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Ivan May 6
Female Reporter: And what will you say about the fact that every nation and state has its own interest, like a thirsty prince? 

Wise Man: The interest of a nation consists in quality, creative, and peaceful work, that the one who lays a wall should lay his wall, and the one who does great work should do his work, which even becomes healing, because low-quality work is not healing. Therefore, work has its place in the Ten Commandments, but for example God does not say, "For six days you shall be a slave, and on the seventh day it is the feast of the glory of your Lord God." Every nation is like a type of fruit, and fruits do not wage war with one another, if they are not occupied with foolishness, just as among fruits there is also the sour kind. The interests of states are like the selection of dishes on the menu in a restaurant, which does not speak of high taste and intelligence, like the example of Tyre described in the Book of Ezekiel.
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Ivan May 6
Female Reporter: Are icons an occasion for idolatry if we compare them with the two cherubim on the Ark of the Covenant? 

Wise Man: Here it is not only idolatry, but also what kind of teaching exists behind those icons. The two cherubim of the Ark of the Covenant symbolize the two brothers, Aaron and the prophet Moses, and God spoke from between those cherubim only with Moses, that is, God trusted Moses, that Moses would not be carried away into idolatry. Hidden behind the icons is the New Testament, where the prophets are blasphemed; in one place it is written that "those who came before Me were thieves and robbers," and in the letters of Paul the prophets are ranked after the apostles.
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Ivan May 7
Female Reporter: Is the Earth established upon the waters as it is written in the Psalms? 

Wise Man: If you look at the great and wide expanse of the Pacific Ocean, then it corresponds that the Earth (the continents) are established upon the waters, just as a human has a back and a front side. Generally speaking, the universe exists in a dependent state hanging from Heaven, just as in a forest the hive of a wild bee, together with the honey, hangs from the branch of a tree.
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Ivan May 7
Female Reporter: What does the phrase written in Genesis 1:6-7, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters," mean? 

Wise Man: That "firmament" is certainly not about the Terminator, but the "firmament" is the vacuum in space known to us, where there are stars, the sun, and the moon. The nebulae are the upper waters, stellar waters, large clouds of hydrogen, where stars are born, while the separated lower waters are the waters of the Earth, where there are octopuses and fish.
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Ivan May 8
Female Reporter: And by what does the Holy Spirit differ from evil? 

Wise Man: The Holy Spirit is like when a person crushes a stone with the palm of his hand and has molecules of love in the skin and comes from Heaven. Evil is like the prick of a needle that easily pierces into human flesh and comes from the Earth. There is also hypnosis, which is like the blow of a hammer descending on a person’s head, which comes from the so-called planets, or the person doing hypnosis is himself a planet.
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Ivan May 8
Female Reporter: Why does the Holy Scripture not describe the pre-salvation period? 

Wise Man: The pre-salvation period is clearly described in the Book of Revelation by the number 666 and the state of the Great Tribulation, which will probably have its extreme condition, because the number 666 and the Great Tribulation have already begun since the era of newly-created humans through the war of conscience, during which and until today concealed reprisals and open reprisals have taken place. That is, the number 666 is an old ox. In ancient times, believing in Christ was conditioned by conscience.
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Female Reporter: Do human cells not shape reality? 

Wise Man: Human cells do not shape reality, but rather perceive reality first of all through the eyes, the signal of which reaches even the heart and the bones. It can be said that the true seer is the human bone, which performs the final fixation. But that human is not composed only of cells, but also has three additional components, water, oxygen, and heat. It can be said that a human is like a solid cloud, and inside that cloud constant lightning takes place, and that lightning can be called the soul. Life is comparative with Heaven, for example if we consider the universe to be gold, then Heaven is diamond.
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Female Reporter: Is it not possible to consider nature to be God? 

Wise Man: No, it is not possible. The brightest example of nature is the sun, but the sun does not speak and does not write, whereas God both speaks and writes, and even jokes. God fixed His gaze in order to create the universe, and from there the Holy Spirit was born. It can be said that the Holy Spirit is the minister of the universe, while Christ is the prince of the universe. Satan, in the face of astrophysicists, tries to distort the universe with the so-called galaxies, in order to stop salvation, forgetting that Christ will crush his head with evident knowledge.
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