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Female Reporter: 

What about the Shroud of Turin, which miraculously bears the image of Jesus? 

Wise Man: 

Since this shroud is unique in the world and there is no other like it, it can be considered a sign from God, because God loves signs. The man whose lines of their features (and body) are reflected on the shroud may have been resurrected. Since Jesus (it is possible that his real name was Peter) was not allowed to write or even speak (because He said other things), as the New Testament mockingly states that Jesus wrote with his finger in the sand, God gave this sign (the Shroud of Turin) instead of writing or paper. A person can be resurrected from the dead, but the lines of their features may not be reflected on the shroud. That is, the Shroud of Turin is a special sign. 

Female Reporter: 

And which words of Jesus in the New Testament do not correspond to the truth? 

Wise Man: Figuratively speaking, the Old Testament is entirely natural, pure gold and raw precious stones, and the Book of Revelation is platinum from which they have not yet been used to make jewelry. The New Testament is like riverbank sand, where, by washing in the river, you can find a piece of natural gold. For example, when it is said in the New Testament that Noah's Ark and the Great Flood are historical facts and not allegory and Second Creation (words that are similar to making jewelry), then those words are river sand without gold. Regarding the apostles, it is possible that six of them were true apostles (who were simply killed) while the other six (or more) were conspiratorial imperial spies to establish idolatrous churches prematurely for the benefit of emperors.

Female Reporter: And why are there Sharp Words in the New Testament?

Wise Man: There are Narcotic Words in the New Testament, and there are Sharp Words in the Book of Revelation, addressed to the Seven Churches, whose Author is similar to the Prophet Jeremiah.

Female Reporter: Did God not know when creating man that humans would create nuclear weapons of mass destruction, the Atomic Bomb? 

Wise Man: That which exists in the universe and what humans have created is Wet Clay for God, and God can bend and dry it however He wills. 

As written in Isaiah 43:2 

When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; 

And through the rivers, they shall not overflow you. 

When you walk through the fire, you shall not be burned, 

Nor shall the flame scorch you.

Female Reporter: In what way does the Big Bang theory not correspond with the Holy Scripture? 

Wise Man: Besides the Big Bang theory, there is also the so-called theory of Evolution, meaning we are dealing with two theories, one global, which is about stars, and the other, the theory of Evolution, is about life. Imagine that the Big Bang theory is like a vase and the flowers inside it are like life, the theory of Evolution. According to scientists, the vase appeared first, and then the flowers appeared inside it. But we know that if there is a vase with flowers on a table, then its author is a human who, for example, bought the vase from a potter and the flowers from a florist, or picked the flowers from his garden. The Big Bang theory corresponds to the Holy Scripture in one way, in that God created the universe from nothing.

Female Reporter: And what will happen to those who died young? 

Wise Man: It will be the same as for those who died in old age. A person can live for ten minutes, an excellent short moment given by God, which is equal to a whole life, and his judgment is already ready; that is, the meaning of life is not in living long. There is even the opposite, as the Book of Revelation writes: "In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will desire to die, and death will flee from them."

Female Reporter: And what do the carvings and paintings on the Egyptian Pyramids and adjacent ancient structures that depict allegorical science-fiction figures and devices mean? 

Wise Man: Those science-fiction figures and devices, as well as the Egyptian Pyramids, are the work of God's fingers, created in a single instant during the Creation of the World, even when the Earth was still merged with the primordial nebula (then Earth became, created spherical), as a sign and prophecy that over time humanity should make scientific progress. Still, some scientific hints and puzzles in these paintings should remain unknown to people.

Female Reporter: So, should the spiritual resurrection come first, or the physical resurrection, or is it a sequential chain? 

Wise Man: The spiritual resurrection, as the seed of an eternal flower, is the first state that the physical resurrection must follow. It is not part of a sequential chain and consists of two parts, namely the true interpretation of the Holy Book through Christ. One part of the seed of an eternal flower is the first Christ, and the other part is the second Christ. Here, the New Testament is the flower of the Italian emperor, so that salvation remains only as a seed (spiritual); the vivid example of the emperor’s flower is today’s States, which are not eternal, as it is written in the Book of Revelation about the great harlot who sits on many waters; this great harlot is similar to Jezebel in the time of the Prophet Elijah.

Female Reporter: Is the vacuum of the universe or the quantum vacuum a pure void?

Wise Man: The vacuum of the universe is a pure void compared to Earth. Still, if we take the vacuum of the universe in isolation, it is like a living body (and has its own flexible power), with its own lungs and heart, figuratively speaking. God also created, or grew, that vacuum of the universe. The vacuum of the universe is a different kind of water, not ordinary water.