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Female Reporter: 

And what about the Black Holes that exist in the universe? 

Wise Man: 

Since stars are not that big (the average star is the size of Earth and therefore closer to Earth) and Black Holes are formed after the explosion or death of stars as the graves of given stars, they are therefore not as scary as astrophysicists present them as, exaggerating the power of Black Holes millions of times, probably expecting a high salary. Another type of Black Hole may exist in the universe, serving as a tunnel or umbilical cord to Heaven. By the way, there are real photos of Black Holes (not multimedia), which do not show anything significant, that they are very powerful, and the exaggerated words about them are a theory.

Female Reporter: 

What about the Shroud of Turin, which miraculously bears the image of Jesus? 

Wise Man: 

Since this shroud is unique in the world and there is no other like it, it can be considered a sign from God, because God loves signs. The man whose lines of their features (and body) are reflected on the shroud may have been resurrected. Since Jesus (it is possible that his real name was Peter) was not allowed to write or even speak (because He said other things), as the New Testament mockingly states that Jesus wrote with his finger in the sand, God gave this sign (the Shroud of Turin) instead of writing or paper. A person can be resurrected from the dead, but the lines of their features may not be reflected on the shroud. That is, the Shroud of Turin is a special sign. 

Female Reporter: 

And which words of Jesus in the New Testament do not correspond to the truth? 

Wise Man: Figuratively speaking, the Old Testament is entirely natural, pure gold and raw precious stones, and the Book of Revelation is platinum from which they have not yet been used to make jewelry. The New Testament is like riverbank sand, where, by washing in the river, you can find a piece of natural gold. For example, when it is said in the New Testament that Noah's Ark and the Great Flood are historical facts and not allegory and Second Creation (words that are similar to making jewelry), then those words are river sand without gold. Regarding the apostles, it is possible that six of them were true apostles (who were simply killed) while the other six (or more) were conspiratorial imperial spies to establish idolatrous churches prematurely for the benefit of emperors.

Female Reporter: And why are there Sharp Words in the New Testament?

Wise Man: There are Narcotic Words in the New Testament, and there are Sharp Words in the Book of Revelation, addressed to the Seven Churches, whose Author is similar to the Prophet Jeremiah.

Female Reporter: Did God not know when creating man that humans would create nuclear weapons of mass destruction, the Atomic Bomb? 

Wise Man: That which exists in the universe and what humans have created is Wet Clay for God, and God can bend and dry it however He wills. 

As written in Isaiah 43:2 

When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; 

And through the rivers, they shall not overflow you. 

When you walk through the fire, you shall not be burned, 

Nor shall the flame scorch you.