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Ivan April 3

Female Reporter 

What do you say about Jesus of the New Testament turning water into wine? 


Wise Man 

If the wooden staff of Aaron became a serpent, then water can just as easily become wine. But we must not forget that the staffs of the Egyptian magicians also became serpents. The magicians of Egypt only failed when they tried to bring forth gnats. When the gnats appeared across the land at the word of God, the magicians said to Pharaoh, "This is the finger of God."

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Ivan April 4
Female Reporter 

Is it possible to limit human freedom? 


Wise Man 

Human freedom can neither be lengthened nor shortened, just as a person's lungs have their own dimensions and the throat has its own. If you lengthen a person's freedom, they will find themselves sleeping beside lions, and if you shorten it, they will find themselves on the summit of Mount Everest. A person can feel completely free in a dream.

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Ivan April 4
Female Reporter 

Is the name of the Savior Jesus Christ or Yeshua? 


Wise Man 

To be very specific, the name of the Savior is Immanuel. However, just as there are the seven Spirits of God in the Book of Revelation, this means that the name of the Savior can be diverse in the beginning stage until the Savior possesses glory like an angel, after which it is possible that the name will be clarified.

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Ivan April 5

Female Reporter 

Are the Anointed and the prophet the same? 


Wise Man 

In the Holy Book, King David stands as the Anointed, and alongside him are the prophets Gad and Nathan. These three appear to be distinct individuals, yet they symbolize the faces of the cherubim in the Book of Ezekiel. King David represents the face of the lion, and the prophets represent the face of the man (cherub). For instance, the face of the ox symbolizes the Nazirite Samson, while the face of the eagle represents the messenger, as it is written in the Book of Isaiah 52:7: How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace; that bringeth good tidings of good, that publisheth salvation; that saith unto Zion, Thy God reigneth!

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Ivan April 6

Female Reporter 

If Jesus has risen, then is He not worthy of belief? 


Wise Man 

To speak bluntly, it still remains to be proven. One cannot look at the thumb and declare that the prophecy of resurrection was already fulfilled centuries ago. On the pages of a book, anyone can rise and ascend to Heaven. Resurrection is of two kinds: one is spiritual and the other is physical. The spiritual encompasses the Law, grace, wisdom, and the knowledge of Christ. Physical resurrection is the extension of life enveloped in glory. For instance, there is not much difference if a dog barked ten times before being healed and still barks afterward if its voice has not changed.

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Ivan April 6

Female Reporter 

Can the human body and animals hinder eternal life? 


Wise Man 

Eternal life was established from the day the universe was created, but since those ancient times, false prophets have appeared and led people astray. Even when the Holy Book was not yet known among the people, a struggle was waged against conscience. These false prophets, or idle talkers, sought to defeat the conscience, and from this arose depressions, diseases, and death, or the rapid acceleration of the shortening of life (some of the animals have also become predatory and unclean). 


The human body serves as a vessel to keep the soul in a stable state, so that the soul is not merely a brief flash of lightning. 


The matter of animals will be resolved quickly, for predatory beasts and unclean animals shall no longer exist; for instance, the lion shall eat straw, and they shall not multiply excessively. 

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Ivan April 7

Female Reporter 

Does God speak to His prophet the way a person speaks into another person's ear? 


Wise Man 

God speaks to His prophet in three ways: through the Holy Scriptures, silently, and through the Holy Spirit, like bread, wine, and apples, but for the Holy Spirit (new Holy Spirit) to be complete in the prophet, the prophet must be strengthened in body, strength, and quickness of mind, that is, resurrected.

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Ivan April 7

Female Reporter 

And what about the Third Temple? 


Wise Man 

Conventionally speaking, the Third Temple can only be a sign, also a haven of knowledge, just as the Prophet Moses, by putting his healthy hand into his cloak, became leprous, white as snow, and by repeating the process, was healed (this is a sign). Conventionally speaking, the Third Temple can be a website, an online website.

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Ivan April 8
Female Reporter 

Should the antichrist come alone? 


Wise Man 

Even that name is ridiculous; alone the antichrist is not even a head of garlic. The power of the antichrist is in extreme half truth and is a soft thorn, for the true Christ does not even have apostles, as it is written in the Book of Isaiah: As the Heaven is far from the Earth, so My ways are far from your ways.

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Ivan April 8

Female Reporter 

What about the Apostle Peter being crucified upside down, claiming that he was not worthy to be crucified in the same way as Christ? 


Wise Man 

That is merely an attempt to beautify religion, much like a girl who gets plastic surgery on her nose to make herself look prettier. Perhaps something else actually happened: Peter (Scar), the author of the Letter, crucified the First Peter; the First Christ (like Mufasa in The Lion King), because Peter means Rock (Savior), as written in Isaiah 28:16. However, the Prophet Ezekiel was crucified (tortured) "side by side."

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Ivan April 8

Female Reporter 

Does the cross of Christ not save a person from the clutches of the devil? 


Wise Man 

The redeemer is the Word of Christ and the Holy Scripture; Word of God. As written in the Book of Revelation, the authority of the devil is temporary, and the devil himself appears in hell. If an evil person does not change his course, then he will appear in hell hand in hand with the devil. Hell is described in the Book of Revelation as the Lake of Fire, which exists spiritually even now, even for a rich man, for example, through illness or if his wife is evil, for a person is also judged during the course of his life.

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Ivan April 8
Female Reporter 
Why is it written "Like a Son of Man" and not "A Man" in Daniel 7:13 regarding Christ? 

Wise Man 
There are two explanations. First, it is a writing style. Second, it means that Christ is not so beautiful or giant in appearance, because Christ approaches God, who is more beautiful and majestic. Some believers do not imagine that God can be majestic.
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Ivan April 9
Female Reporter 
Could God not have become human? 

Wise Man 
No, that is impossible because it contradicts the truth. God created male and female in His image for the resurrection; therefore, if God were to become human, He would have had to become human twice, once as a male and once as a female. God becoming human is the lie of the devil, for the devil works not only on evil but also on beauty and compassion. Christ is the Son of God in a spiritual sense. A human has a child with the help of seed, but God has a Son with the help of the Spirit, by the Holy Spirit descending upon a young man, just as God said to Abraham: "Leave your father's house..." Furthermore, man is physically weak and burns in fire, whereas God is untouchable.
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Ivan April 10

Female Reporter 

Does the number 666 in the Book of Revelation have another meaning? 


Wise Man 

Yes, it does. Metaphorically, it is the portrayal of the Giant whom Jonathan, son of Shimea, the brother of David, slew. That Giant's name (portrayal) is "Ish Madon," who had six fingers on each hand, and six toes on each foot, twenty-four in number.

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Ivan April 10

Female Reporter 

And what do you say about the fact that some scientists claim that this world, and also the human body, is a form of energy and vibration? 


Wise Man 

That is not bad news, because in my view, the human body and bone are also a soul, a hard soul. In this sense, the scientists' perspective aligns with mine to some extent. Still, it must be noted that the scientists' word is about a "raw" state, just as a raw potato differs from a boiled potato, because the human body has a "mild" heat (36.5-37.5°C) that differs from the cold energy and vibration of a stone.

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Ivan April 10

Female Reporter 

What is the significance of a Lamb being in Heaven, as described in the Book of Revelation? 


Wise Man 

This signifies several things. First, it suggests that Heaven is also a "living" environment, or that in the future, Heaven and Earth will undergo a "modern" transformation. Second, it implies that the body is also a soul, as Prophet Elijah, who ascended to Heaven alive in a chariot of fire. Third, the Lamb symbolizes both physical red blood and spiritual white blood, represented by the lamb’s white (spotted or black) wool. Since a Lamb has a small frame, it indicates that a vast amount of blood is not required for salvation, yet that blood is of immeasurable value.

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Ivan April 12
Female Reporter: 
Is it necessary to pray correctly? 

Wise Man: 
Prayer is like a cry which is holy; half of the prayer should be spontaneous because in the Holy Scripture there are prayers that a person reads and thereby prays to God. When a child is born, the first thing it does is cry with the help of oxygen. Silence and amazement can also be prayer.
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Ivan April 12

Female Reporter: 

Are Gentiles different from Israelites? 


Wise Man: 

Absolutely not, just as a person’s left kidney is not fundamentally different from the right kidney. The belief that the nations are distinct from the Israelites, or the Jews of today, has been ingrained since ancient times, much like the tradition of horseshoes. This concept is considered one of the seven seals of the Book of Revelation, the whole Holy Book.

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Ivan April 13

Female Reporter: 

If Jesus is not God, then is he an ordinary person? 


Wise Man: 

Since over the centuries they have humiliated humanity, and those who humiliated them were evil people, the glory of the ordinary person has been destroyed, for humans were created in the image of God. But even if humans had remained "stable" over time, still Jesus would be higher than an ordinary human in His intellectual essence; yet at the same time, Jesus would not be the Living God, for the Living God does not breathe oxygen. Figuratively speaking, Christ is the shepherd dog of the mountain flock, which differs from the shepherd, God. It should be noted that in the mountains, there are also wolves and bears, but strange as it may seem, wolves and bears have risen from the plains to the mountains, or will rise.

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Ivan April 14
Female Reporter: 
And what is God's name? 

Wise Man: 
I think it is a long, beautiful name with its echoes that humans cannot pronounce, just as a horse neighs but cannot pronounce a human's name; therefore, temporarily, God's name is replaced by the name of Christ.
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