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Female Reporter 

Is Christ also created, since it is written in the Book of Revelation: "the beginning of the creation of God"? 

Wise Man 

No, many misinterpret this. It does not mean "the first among those created," but rather "the one from whom the created ones begin." For example, God is the beginning of our life, but that does not mean God is also a part of our life, the first part. Furthermore, "the beginning of the creation of God" refers to wisdom and Spirit, just as a thought is born in a person’s mind. In this case, the person’s thought is like their "son." If you read carefully, at the end of the seven messages, it is written: "He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches."

Female Reporter 

Was the Old Testament written and edited by Jews? 

Wise Man 

No, that Book was not merely authored and edited by Jews. Although the Holy Scripture states that the Scroll of Prophecy, which was burned during the time of the Prophet Jeremiah, was rewritten and even expanded with other similar words, the Holy Book itself was "invisibly" composed in Heaven. It manifested on Earth in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek originals, written from right to left and from left to right (how Joseph commanded his house steward to put his silver cup and the corn money in the youngest one's sack). Choosing these three languages (Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek) is like choosing fruit (Fig, Mulberry, and Orange) from an abundant variety on a table.

Female Reporter 

Does the Matrix exist, and are we in the Matrix now? 

Wise Man 

A cinematic and fantastic Matrix where a human is kept in a capsule full of water (water without laundry blue dye) to obtain energy and pleasure does not exist. Instead, there exists a natural, holy, virgin, and righteous Matrix which is our Universe and which was created by God. Our Matrix also has a "problem" related to time because the natural nature of the Matrix, besides being virgin, must also have a "problem" related to time (past, present, future, dream), since the space "above" it, Heaven, is stable (is eternal).

Female Reporter 

How can a person lay up treasures in Heaven, as written in the New Testament, and should one give a tithe to Christ? 

Wise Man 

That phrase, "laying up treasures in Heaven," is a "retro" word, the classic version of which is written in the Book of Proverbs, stating that gold is nothing compared to wisdom. No one is saved by tithing; moreover, tithing can even be a hindering factor. Christ has no sponsor on Earth; He even spends money from His own pocket for salvation, as it is written in the Book of Daniel that a stone was cut out from a mountain without hands and shatters the statue.

Female Reporter 

And what about stereotypes? 

Wise Man 

Stereotypes are the devil's nostrils; if you close the devil's nostrils, he will breathe through his mouth, that is, he will rely on homosexuality. A true prophet does not follow the devil's breathing.

Female Reporter 

And what is the main mistake of the Big Bang? 

Wise Man 

The word astrophysics comes from the Greek words for the star and the nature. How could the newly formed universe have known that there had to be a Big Bang or something like that first, and that there had to be a star or something like that first, and not, say, why didn’t butter or cheese come out from the very beginning, after which there would be roquefort cheese and a firefly, but not a star and human, that is, a beautiful chimpanzee? The Holy Scripture compares Christ to a star, to the bright Morning Star (because Christ is like a candlelight, the yellow light of which is emphasized even in the morning), because the star itself is an invention, and was created by God.

Female Reporter 

Is the prophet a king? 

Wise Man 

The prophet has four faces, similar to the cherubim described in the Book of Ezekiel. One of these faces (a lion) symbolizes kingship. If God makes His face shine upon that prophet, that prophet will be resurrected and will be the king of kings, like King David of Israel.

Female Reporter 

But why did the Romans crucify God? 

Wise Man 

For a religion to move forward, it needs a sensational idea and harsh propaganda to succeed. Although many consider Christ's crucifixion or murder an act of faith (not a religion), it could simply be an incident, a predictable incident, a prophecy, but not a plan of salvation, much like wolves attacking a postman in a forest or a soldier being wounded by a bullet. No one can truly crucify the True God; it's easier for a mountain wildflower to attack a human than for the Romans to actually crucify God.

Female Reporter 

What is the difference between the prophets of the Old Testament and the apostles of the New Testament? 

Wise Man 

The key difference lies in their nature. Just as I would prefer to see a lion over a large dog of unknown breed, the distinction between the two groups is significant.

Female Reporter 

Is Halley's Comet the Star of Bethlehem? 

Wise Man 

Most likely not, as the visit of the three magi is based on the prophecy of magi Balaam, who states, "There shall come a Star out of Jacob, And a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel, but not now, and not nigh."

Why did Jesus of the New Testament write nothing? 

Wise Man 

Writing is the grace of God, just as He wrote the ten commandments on two stone tablets with His finger (imagine the power of God) and was given to Moses in future time, which is the Holy Scripture, including the Book of Revelation. Most likely, Jesus of the New Testament was not allowed to write anything, because He said something entirely different from what is written in the New Testament. Where there are many witnesses, something is not right.

Female Reporter 

Why does the computer not have consciousness, feelings, and a soul? 

Wise Man 

The soul can be compared to experience and jam. For example, there is Apricot Jam and Cornelian Cherry Jam, but they differ in their color and taste. In the same way, human souls are both different and similar, whereas inside a computer, there is no jam, no sweetness, but there is experience. Inside a computer, there are light and electrical currents. The computer works thanks to the current. Inside a human, there is also an electric current similar to a weak lightning bolt. Inside a computer, there are chips; inside a human, there are molecules and cells. But inside the computer, there is no water and oxygen, or at least not its own unique water and oxygen. Half of a human is water and oxygen, without which a human cannot be Alive, to have consciousness and feelings.

Female Reporter 

Should a king be more just, or a village shepherd? 

Wise Man 

The priority belongs to the king. First and foremost, the king must be just. If he is tempted by the minor injustices of a village shepherd, then he is not a king. Furthermore, a king must also be creative. Just as a human possesses not only a heart but also a liver, King Solomon, for instance, did not only pass judgment but also built the Temple, which stands as a symbol of quality.

Female Reporter 

What can you say about the fact that astrophysicists discover a new habitable planet in the universe every year? Is it possible to live there? 

Wise Man 

God has allowed humans a certain opportunity for adventure. As the Holy Book states, "Though thou exalt thyself as the eagle, and though thou set thy nest among the stars, thence will I bring thee down, saith the LORD." This implies that these newly found habitable planets are stars. Our Earth is also a star, a unique star, a semi-warm one. There are cold, semi-warm, and hot stars. This does not mean that these habitable planets are light-years away from us (astrophysicists suffer from size daltonism and see Black Holes as if in a dream). This does not mean a person sent to these habitable planets in a spaceship for millions of years will find dinosaurs and chimpanzees with sticks in hand, if the person survives (millions of years). Our universe has fixed dimensions, not very large, similar to a big city, perhaps similar to a big city expanding.