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Female Reporter 

Does the Earth really have a high-speed orbit around the Sun (107,000 km/h)? 

Wise Man 

No, it does not. The Earth is near the center of the universe and is almost stationary, although the Earth may rotate on its axis opposite to the Sun's rotation, "easing" the Sun's rotation around the Earth. Suppose the Earth rotates on its axis in 48 hours, and the Sun rotates around the Earth in another 48 hours, and the difference makes 24 hours, which is our single day.

Female Reporter 

Why doesn't the Holy Book say that there are 2 trillion + galaxies? 

Wise Man 

The Holy Book states that the stars are "Innumerable," but it doesn't clearly specify the possible "Forms" of stars, just as the Holy Book says nothing about an octopus and its "Structure". What astrophysicists call galaxies (very large star systems) are actually stars (not very large, even the size of the Earth, diametrically, even the planet Saturn is a star, which is also not that big), with different "Forms", both hot and cold (stars), just as an octopus is also a "Fish" in the ocean. For example, the eyes of a wolf shining at night still don't suggest that you have seen the galaxy of astrophysicists.

Female Reporter 

Why are there unkind expressions in the Holy Book? 

Wise Man 

The Holy Book is a university book, not a school Book. The Holy Book also contains mental exercises and life experiences for the reader; the other side of prophecy. For example, Abraham told Pharaoh that Sarah was his sister.

Female Reporter 

Is the earthquake from God? 

Wise Man 

Yes, the Holy Book says that the earthquake is from God, although the Earth has its natural series of weak, even strong, earthquakes, like the Earth's breathing, or like the Earth's heart work, but their control is in God's hands, neutralizing a strong earthquake or accelerating a new one.

Female Reporter 

Is God a living God or a Spirit? 

Wise Man 

He is a very high-level living God plus a Spirit. God has great power, great strength, constant warmth, and a square of genius. For example, a human must breathe to live, but God does not need oxygen and can even exhale oxygen.

Female Reporter 

And if three individuals approached you, with faces "befitting" Jesus and differences in hair color, and each of them claimed to be the real Jesus, how would you find the true Jesus? 

Wise Man 

I would ask them two questions: one, "Do you know me?", and the other would be from the Holy Book. From their answers, I will find who the real Jesus is.

Female Reporter 

And how can you tell a false preacher? 

Wise Man 

If you see that his great-grandfather is sitting in his interior and preaching from his father's village, then half of what he preaches is about paganism.

Female Reporter 

Should Turkey recognize the Armenian Genocide and return Armenian territories? 

Wise Man 

The recognition of the Armenian Genocide is first and foremost necessary for Turkey and the world, so that such disasters are not repeated (at least, that they decrease), as they continue to this day, however one can manage. As for the return of Armenian territories, it should be through a compromise, say, a 50% return, since during the genocide, there were Turks who saved Armenian families. 

The Parable 

One day, a wolf comes to a lion and says, "You know what, from today the elephant shall rule." The lion is surprised and calls the wise ones of his kingdom, the storks, and commands them to analyze why the wolf said that. After consulting for three hours, the storks return to the lion and say, "We have found the answer as to why the wolf said such a thing: because the elephant does not know how to speak."

Female Reporter 

Did Noah's Ark land on the peak of Mount Ararat so that people, finding it, would believe in God? 

Wise Man 

God should be believed through science, physical and spiritual science, not through visible evidence. The story of Noah's Ark was written in the Heavens before Mount Ararat was even created; therefore, Mount Ararat is not the real Ararat, as it has two mountains, Great Ararat and Little Ararat, as a sign. Little Ararat is the sign of the Prophet Jeremiah, and Great Ararat is the sign of the Prophet Isaiah. For example, the kangaroo in Australia did not come out of Noah's Ark and cross the Indian Ocean.

Female Reporter 

How can we ensure there is peace rather than war? 

Wise Man 

Peace has nothing to do with war. A person can be imprisoned without anyone attacking them, yet they may not be at peace. A man can be in the midst of war, yet their soul can be peaceful, even happy, as if going to bed with a woman. War is linked to physical phenomena: blood, death, captivity, and physical pain. Often, the demand for peace leads to war.

Female Reporter 

And how can God resurrect a person? 

Wise Man 

Very simple and quick, it is like the second creation, just as God created the universe from nothing, so God can repair, strengthen, and give new life to what is or was. A person's mother soul consists of several important and unique molecules, like a Queen bee in a hive, and includes a spiritual layer and memory.

Female Reporter 

Should the king be a savior? 

Wise Man 

Yes, the king must be a savior, just as a doctor heals a patient, not a doctor who can heal only the heart while the patient dies of liver disease, or another doctor who turns a partially healthy person into a vegetable (not a flower), or like a person defeated and killed by a lion speaking from the coffin and saying: "Did you see how I bit the lion's paw?"

Female Reporter 

What is Democracy like? 

Wise Man 

Democracy is like a child who is led to believe that a stork brought her. It's similar to how the crowd called for Barabbas to be freed instead of Jesus. Democracy has one "advantage": it counts votes accurately, at best (666). However, it can also be seen as a blasphemy against Heaven, as noted in the Book of Revelation.

Female Reporter 

Will now be the End of the World? 

Wise Man 

No, will be the End of the Old World, as it is written in the Book of Isaiah, that the saved people and the sun will become stronger (sevenfold), and the continuation will be eternal life, or, in secular terms, how smartphones replaced classic retro landline phones.

Female Reporter 

How much energy does the Sun use when it revolves around the Earth? 

Wise Man 

In the universe, due to weightlessness, vacuum, and very weak gravity, the Sun would require very little energy to orbit the Earth. However, this energy is provided by God's "silent" command. If God were to issue a different command, the Sun could rotate in the opposite direction, or not rotate, or even be made to go dark, cease to shine.

Female Reporter 

And why should the name of the Savior be Immanuel, which means God with us?

Wise Man 

We must be careful, because only one or two sentences are written about Immanuel, and the word Savior is not written there, although in general they are connected. Because no believer has seen God (the Holy Book is a prophetic Book and is not in "time", and not historical), the name Immanuel is the name of the person who is closer to God (in knowledge), and people will "see" God by listening to Immanuel.

Here, Greek, some Jewish, and Italian philosophers, having read about the Virgin Pregnancy and the name Immanuel, wrote an entire "novel" based on these two ideas, despite a person corresponding to this name at that time, as according to the Law, the word of two witnesses must be listened to.

Besides, a virgin's pregnancy is not connected to the Holy Spirit, nor is it written that a virgin must become pregnant by the Holy Spirit, since the Holy Spirit does not "grant" physical pregnancy.