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Female Reporter 

And what do the humanoid wall-sculptures with the heads of an eagle and a dog on the Egyptian Pyramids and similar ancient structures mean?

Wise Man 

They have a multifaceted (holographic) meaning. Let us begin by saying that they are the work of God’s fingers (which were deliberately built not to the very end), as the second rod of the prophet Moses or the rod of Aaron. Since the serpent also means "ugliness and abomination," these images symbolize "ugliness and abomination" against the "ugliness and abomination" of the pagans, as written in the Holy Book: But Aaron’s rod swallowed up their rods.

Female Reporter 

And why doesn't a person fall from the Earth at the South Pole to the bottom of the universe?

Wise Man 

The South and North Poles have nothing to do with the bottom and top of the universe; the universe has no gravity in any direction, but the universe has an "invisible" axis and the universe rotates around its axis (with a slightly complex and mobile orbit, axis, like the engine camshaft), whose conventionally top fixed point is the North Star; Polaris. If the Earth were to rotate ~ 90 degrees in the direction of Panama toward the North Star, Panama would become the Earth's North Pole and would be covered with ice (because of the sun). It is also possible that outside our universe there is another, not very thick, Shell Starry universe layer (in the middle of which there is an opaque vacuum layer of unknown composition to our eyes (picturesque speaking like egg white, and the yolk is our "visible" universe)) that (Shell Starry universe layer) also rotates around its axis, but in a 90-degree opposite position, as there is a similar "example" in the Book of Ezekiel where there was a wheel within a wheel.

One day, the grasshopper asked the hedgehog, "Do you use a comb?" The hedgehog replied, "I am the comb of a male lion!"

Female Reporter 

Did God also create water?

Wise Man 

Yes, God also created water, because thunder and rain are part of the Earth’s composition. Otherwise, it would imply that God created only the desert and the water flooded it. After all, even the majority of the human body is water, like a flower in a vase.

Female Reporter 

Is Christ a famous person?

Wise Man 

Christ does not have "Christ" written on his forehead, as some beautiful actors in a movie might, but Christ is a very great and rich open treasure. Whoever approaches Him as Christ, he/she will be killed by the devil; even the devil will not approach Him, but God will resolve this "incompatibility" by firmly strengthening Christ.

Female Reporter 

Is the Earth flat?

Wise Man 

The Earth is not, but there are flat people (whose jokes are funny because of their flatness). There is no such thing as a flat object in the universe; there are "smooth round" objects like a soccer ball, there are "very rough round" objects like a sheet of iron, and there are "rough round" objects like an iPhone. The Earth (Earth's atmosphere) is "oval round."

Female Reporter 

Are Jews cunning?

Wise Man 

It is a possible option, but not all of them, and cunning is not a sign of intelligence; besides, the Jews are 13 tribes, if we count Dinah. The main preserving and assimilating "attribute" of the nation is the language. For example, King Nebuchadnezzar was not a Jew by "language", but he was the sword of God.

Female Reporter 

Should the king receive a salary?

Wise Man 

Either he should receive a very high salary, or there should be a separate tax for the king, because the king is first and foremost a "medicine", and no one spares money when it comes to medicine, because medicine saves from death. In addition, the medicine must not be expired and must be original.

Female Reporter 

And why should the king receive a higher salary than a worker?

Wise Man 

Because the worker works 8 hours a day, and the king works 20 hours, plus the number of enemies.

Female Reporter

Did humans evolve from a monkey, or rather from the original monkey?

Wise Man

If that were the case, there would also be lion-like humans who evolved from the original lion. One branch would be the steppe lion as it exists today, and the other branch would consist of lion-like, speaking people like us. The same would apply to rats and other species.

Along with chimpanzees, there are other intelligent animals at a comparable level, slightly more or slightly less so, such as dolphins, elephants, donkeys and horses, crows and magpies, and octopuses.

In the case of a monkey, it is simply that among the diversity of animals it happens to resemble humans more closely in appearance. It is like a portrait painter who draws a thousand portraits, one of which will inevitably resemble his own features more closely than the others.

Female Reporter 

What prominent difference does the New Testament have from the Old Testament?

Wise Man 

There are two explanations. Imagine that the Old Testament is like a karate master and the New Testament is like a one-week student of that master who was previously a self-taught karateka for one year. This student makes one correct strike and nine incorrect strikes out of ten. This one-week student cannot defeat the Beast, Satan, who is a skilled boxer who established the states of the world. In this case, that one-week student represents today’s church, which remains in the shadow of the states. The second explanation is that this one-week student is a friend of Satan and organizes a conspiratorial campaign against the true Christ, whereas the true Christ is a ten-year student of the Old Testament, before which He was a one-year student of that one-week student. After this, He returned to the truth through the voice of God, as God spoke to Moses.

Female Reporter 

Should human logic understand the universe?

Wise Man 

There are two approaches, and there is no middle ground (the middle ground is only on the blackboard); one is human logic, and the other is God's power. For example, if you measure the length of a football field, you will get about 110 meters (not taking into account the strength of the soil); there is no doubt about it, but from the point of view of God's power, that football field can be a dream (not a dream of sleep). With the Spirit of God, a prophet can make approximate measurements of the universe and indicate its approximate structure. Why approximate? Because for a prophet's disciple, this astronomical field requires approximate knowledge, just as a shepherd knows approximately the size of a pasture, the movement of wolves, and the position of mountains.

Female Reporter 

And what is the strength of the New Testament?

Wise Man 

The strength of the New Testament is the power of poison, which is presented as a square of truth, and the injection of false confidence due to the scarcity of words, and this false confidence can cause a person to become mind-paralyzed, and a convenient tool for evil persons. For example, in the whole Old Testament (In the Septuagint) and the Book of Revelation, God very gently delivers this confidence and does not multiply the truth, like taking medicine, starting with small doses. Even God does not require people to pronounce His name correctly (because they are still weak), leaving it to future strengthening.

Female Reporter 

And what is the homeland?

Wise Man 

The homeland is first and foremost wealth, both material (house and land) and immaterial (friends). If you see a person looking for food in a garbage can, then he/she has been deprived of their homeland. The central culprit in this is the king of the given country, who must first prohibit taking food from the garbage can (this is also hygiene), for example, there should be such garbage cans that it is impossible for a person to take anything out of them, or each garbage can area should have its relay guard (here is a new workplace), secondly, the king must undertake to build an appropriate district with appropriate houses for the homeless. That district should also have appropriate service personnel (here is a new workplace) who will provide the homeless with minimal living conditions and try to return people who find themselves in such a situation to their "lives" (by treating them and offering them work). There should also be a trial to determine why that person became homeless. And if that neighborhood is emptied of homeless people, it can be used for other purposes.

Female Reporter 

In this case, if everyone "rushes" into a homeless neighborhood to eat free bread?

Wise Man 

It's like saying someone steals to get caught and sent to prison because there's free bread there; let's close the prisons.

Female Reporter 

Why did the Israelites spend 40 years in the desert, guided by Moses?

Wise Man 

The number 40 appears in the Holy Book more than 100 times. Still, the most notable point is that the prophet Ezekiel bears the iniquities of the house of Judah on his right side for 40 days (instead of 40 years). If you metaphorically compare 40 years to the speed of light (about 99.9 percent), then 40 years would be 40 minutes.

Female Reporter 

And in your opinion, what is the meaning of life?

Wise Man 

It is a double-faced, bifacial question, just as if you asked, What is truth? Or, if you asked a man, What is the meaning of a woman? There is something that guides a person, which is the Dew of God, and there is a condition where a person is deprived of that Dew, being spiritually blinded by evil.

Female Reporter 

What is the Earth's interior, or its center, like? 

Wise Man 

The interior of the Earth is half empty. The Earth formed, created from primordial (original) nebulae, much like a shoe is made in a factory by preparing leather and other materials in advance. The center of the Earth is not simply a round ball of hot lava (iron and nickel), which would be heavy. Instead, the lava flows through certain channels, much like blood flows through veins. The Earth's core is partly a vacuum and contains some structural pillars.

Female Reporter 

And why was it not written in the Holy Book that the Earth is like an oval sphere? 

Wise Man 

There are several hints about that in the Holy Book, but it is not clearly written because, for instance, 2000 years ago, people did not know that there is weightlessness in the universe; meaning there is no up and down in the universe. At that time, most readers of the Holy Book might have been seized with laughter if it were clearly written that the Earth is like a sphere and there is no up and down in the universe. Besides, this "modernization", that the Earth is like an oval sphere, was reserved for the future, just as the clothing and footwear of 2000 years ago differ from today's.

Female Reporter 

Does the Earth really have gravity, as Newton said? 

Wise Man 

The Earth has a gravitational force, but that force is not strong. For example, the oceans do not spill into the "bottom" of the universe, not because Earth exerts a strong pull, but because there is weightlessness in the universe, meaning the universe does not "interfere" with Earth. Because of this, the Earth's weak gravity and Earth's atmosphere, atmospheric pressure, are enough for a "stable" free fall to exist on Earth. This means the ocean stays on Earth because of free fall, not because it is pulled by a "rope." The Earth's large size and round shape ensure a smooth "rotation" of the free fall, meaning that no matter where a person is on Earth, the "north" of the universe is directly above them.