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Female Reporter:

Does God have a body like a human?

Wise Man:

Yes, He does, but that body is not meat and bones, but a heavenly, very strong and flexible noble metal and other (heavenly) precious stones.

Female Reporter

And who created God

Wise Man

Just as gold does not rust so God is eternal no matter how far back you turn time you will find the same God but there is another strong subtlety here that time itself was also created by God

Female Reporter:

Why is there no definitive northerly direction that leads to true north?

Wise Man:

In reality, there is no absolute north in the universe. For instance, the North Pole and the North Star (Polaris) are defined by the sun's orbit and the positions and orbits of the stars. This means that if an old-fashioned clock were to fall face down on the floor, it would display the opposite side of the Earth.

This illustrates the flawed concept of the pole:

The wild boar sees the deer running from the lion and says, "Why are you running away? You should date the lion and live in peace."

Female Reporter: 

And what about the parables of the New Testament?

Wise Man:

A parable should be told to train and warn mentally. If the parable is told as a verdict (it's like a karate instructor beating up his student during practice), with a positive or negative outcome, then this reveals the incomplete understanding of the parable teller and suggests that the parable teller is merely an emperor, not a Messenger of God. 

Female Reporter: 

And what does consolation mean?

Wise Man:

Consolation is the second of everything: a second resurrection, a second love, a second health. For example, the first resurrection occurs after graduating from high school. A person lives not in time, but in the eternal. 

Female Reporter: 

From what did God create the universe?

Wise Man: 

When we refer to the universe, we must also consider the waters within it. There are two realities: God's eternal and incorruptible universe, the space, throne, and our own universe. This means that God was not born on Earth and then ascended to Heaven. From this, we can conclude that our universe was created from nothing, going through certain developmental stages, yet quite rapidly, much like a great tree growing from a small apple seed. One could say that God first created the seed of the universe by voice command, or first created the coconut (pre-universe) containing water and quarks.

Female Reporter: 

Is God a Being?

Wise Man: 

A being is defined as a person who lacks a soul, whether a good or bad one. Similarly, just as a person's body does not prevent them from being holy and spiritual, God is also described as having a beautiful and glorious body. To be considered God, having a body is necessary in the same way that a man must have teeth to be a bridegroom. 

For example, if the number 9 did not have a bone and a voice, it would not be able to appear on a classroom blackboard and lightboard or be spoken from a person's throat. It’s like a tortoise claiming to a lion, "Who needs your roar?" or a person asserting, "I am kinder than God."

Female Reporter: 

Does a dog have a soul?

Wise Man: 

A dog has an animal soul, or in other words, an animal conscience. Only man on Earth has a soul, which is closely related to writing, reading, and speaking. The Holy Book is the most highly developed soul in this regard, which contains everything from the knowledge of good and evil to prophecy. Wisdom and prophecy (not divination, divination is three roots away) are sister and brother.

Female Reporter 

Can there be a holy war on Earth?

Wise Man 

A holy war can involve the direct participation of God, as described in the Book of Isaiah, or the involvement of Christ, as mentioned in the Book of Revelation. However, for such a scenario to unfold, a different situation would be necessary, one whose origins are not yet evident, although these roots could emerge quickly. The war between states is of a national nature. It is very difficult to wage war in the modern world, since there is no place for battle; environmentalists can complain about causing harm to nature.

Female Reporter 

Is friendship between a man and a woman possible?

Wise Man 

To be friends, you have to love the person you are friends with; otherwise, he/she will be just a neighbor.

Female Reporter 

And why was Moses 80 years old when he led the Israelites out of Egypt?

Wise Man 

That's a sign, God is telling Christ, "Don't be afraid of old age." 

Female Reporter 

How can hostility be eradicated?

Wise Man 

People often find themselves drawn into hostility, and it turns out that hostility is deeply rooted in the world. There are two ways to eradicate hostility: one is a soldier, and the other is a "work" equivalent to that of a soldier. But just as a soldier must be skilled and well-trained, have good clothing and food supplies, so too must the work, the workplace, be of high-quality and creative, not a market relations and an expensive hotel where the crow of a rooster is louder than the crow of a mouse. Such high-quality work can replace the best soldier and stop wars. War cannot be a joke and a mockery.

Female Reporter 

Is it possible for God to travel faster than the speed of light?

Wise Man 

Yes, it is possible, because God created light, the star, even the star is an invention. After all, before the star, there was no star, like the invention of the digital computer. The "matter" of God's body is such that it can travel faster than light, not even travel but "intervene" faster than light. Before the light greets you once, God can greet you ten times in that moment. In other words, light is a land turtle before God, like a land turtle before a human.